leegreen 2,173 Posted December 19, 2024 Report Share Posted December 19, 2024 On 08/12/2024 at 05:57, tatsblisters said: Two surgery scars numerous small scars on my back and down my arms though now hardly visible due to number six shotgun pellets another scar near my left arm pit when I slipped carrying a fold down 410 one night in my coat and the end of the barrel cut into my flesh causing a nasty cut though i carried on to then endure more pain when it came on top. A long scar at the front of my thigh i got wile using a nine inch grinder and the lad i worked for had removed the guard of it and it kicked back cutting though only lightly into my leg thankfully. I forgot grinders, they are up there with the worst healing scars. Grinders just remove a slot, not great for healing. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,121 Posted December 20, 2024 Report Share Posted December 20, 2024 Just a quick daft little story on the subject of scars as a young up and coming lad who knew i was likely going to spend my life around crime and villainy i thought i was being cunning and one step ahead by getting a couple of tattoos on my lower arms removed so as not to have any identifying marks ......back in them days having tattoos removed was a big deal and much more painful than it is today......i had it done in about 4 or 5 sessions but after the third or fourth session got myself arrested for something or other and remember sitting with my solicitor looking over my rap sheet where it stated " Distinguishing Marks " as " scars around eyes "......what about these tattoos i asked......no they was never down as your distinguishing marks in the first place 2 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,218 Posted December 20, 2024 Report Share Posted December 20, 2024 On 19/12/2024 at 00:55, leegreen said: I forgot grinders, they are up there with the worst healing scars. Grinders just remove a slot, not great for healing. Yeh I've had a few of them on me hands using the cutting discs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 6,104 Posted December 20, 2024 Report Share Posted December 20, 2024 37 minutes ago, TOMO said: Yeh I've had a few of them on me hands using the cutting discs I picked up an air grinder with a hair trigger once it had a brand spankers 40grit flapper on it , took a v out of the end of my finger , office insisted I go to hospital, they wanted to pull my nail off to stitch the end feck that , they scrubbed it with electric brush , I hate air tools lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dai dogs 1,491 Posted December 20, 2024 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2024 Iv got so many on my hands from Dog bites, Grinders, Saws, red hot poker when i burnt my tattoos off , there’s one I like on my right palm my mother told me I got it from trying to be a clever 5 year old carrying milk bottles into the house and fell on them 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.357shooter 1,225 Posted December 20, 2024 Report Share Posted December 20, 2024 best one was when i was 12 looking for apples.short story i stood under the tree when my mate picked up a lump of concrete about the size of two bricks and threw it up to get some.he shouted but i just thought we were looking out for the farmer.it hit me right on the side of my head from about 20 feet up.did not end well with lots of blood and i mean lots of blood and then hospital. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leegreen 2,173 Posted December 28, 2024 Report Share Posted December 28, 2024 On 20/12/2024 at 15:20, dai dogs said: Iv got so many on my hands from Dog bites, Grinders, Saws, red hot poker when i burnt my tattoos off , there’s one I like on my right palm my mother told me I got it from trying to be a clever 5 year old carrying milk bottles into the house and fell on them Burnt my tattoos off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goly 272 Posted December 28, 2024 Report Share Posted December 28, 2024 Fingering mucky women. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leegreen 2,173 Posted December 28, 2024 Report Share Posted December 28, 2024 On 20/12/2024 at 17:47, .357shooter said: best one was when i was 12 looking for apples.short story i stood under the tree when my mate picked up a lump of concrete about the size of two bricks and threw it up to get some.he shouted but i just thought we were looking out for the farmer.it hit me right on the side of my head from about 20 feet up.did not end well with lots of blood and i mean lots of blood and then hospital. We used to play a game called "Marbricks" instead of marbles, we had a building studies area in senior school. When someone shouts "watch out!" you daren't run in case you run into whatever it is. Bad move on my behalf. Half a Fletton, right on top of my head. Lots of blood, go see the school nurse and miss the afternoons lessons. Cushty. I'm sure if I looked hard, there would be a scar. But there will be better ones near by. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leegreen 2,173 Posted December 28, 2024 Report Share Posted December 28, 2024 7 minutes ago, Goly said: Fingering mucky women. Chastity belt injury. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leegreen 2,173 Posted December 28, 2024 Report Share Posted December 28, 2024 On 20/12/2024 at 14:32, gnasher16 said: Just a quick daft little story on the subject of scars as a young up and coming lad who knew i was likely going to spend my life around crime and villainy i thought i was being cunning and one step ahead by getting a couple of tattoos on my lower arms removed so as not to have any identifying marks ......back in them days having tattoos removed was a big deal and much more painful than it is today......i had it done in about 4 or 5 sessions but after the third or fourth session got myself arrested for something or other and remember sitting with my solicitor looking over my rap sheet where it stated " Distinguishing Marks " as " scars around eyes "......what about these tattoos i asked......no they was never down as your distinguishing marks in the first place The main reason, I didn't get tattoos. DNA has done away with that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Welsh_red 4,645 Posted December 28, 2024 Report Share Posted December 28, 2024 On 08/12/2024 at 13:14, low plains drifter said: Well I wish I was in the land of cotton My feet smell but yours are rotten Look away look away look away Dixieland Sounds a bit like colter wall Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,218 Posted December 28, 2024 Report Share Posted December 28, 2024 Forgot about the one on my head... So I'm 19 year old and me and about 7..8 mates are at Skegness...its a bank holiday so we all pile in this nightclub...I'm sure it was called the Sands...under the pier... Anyway my arsehole mates thought it a good idea to start a mass brawl on the dance floor...just because they didn't like the look of another group of young lads... Anyway I find myself chinning this young chap..who goes down...so I I'm sort of neiling over him hitting him some more... Out the corner of my eye I see my mates scatter...but in that moment bang I'm hit over the head with something...I jump too my feet and run to the edge of the dance floor to my mates and sit down at the tables...by now claret is gushing out my head down my neck all over my shirt....and of course my mates think it's hysterical... I saw nothing of what happened but my mates said ....the bouncers came...but one of them was this Polynesian looking fella and he was doing the hole Bruce Lee thing across the dance floor with nunchucks..spinning them all round himself...then bang he hit ne with them... After 10 minutes I go to reception in the club and the head doorman gave some first aid....amazingly they never kicked us all out My mates dined out on that story for a while they would go in to detail about how cool this dude looked spinning them nunchucks round him...and how funny it was seeing me get wacked with them... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,564 Posted December 28, 2024 Report Share Posted December 28, 2024 1 hour ago, Welsh_red said: Sounds a bit like colter wall Colter wall carpets? I remember the advert, prefer the well sanded and sealed floorboards myself, but am partial to a tidy Axminster 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Welsh_red 4,645 Posted December 28, 2024 Report Share Posted December 28, 2024 16 minutes ago, low plains drifter said: Colter wall carpets? I remember the advert, prefer the well sanded and sealed floorboards myself, but am partial to a tidy Axminster Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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