dai dogs 1,410 Posted December 7 Author Report Share Posted December 7 5 minutes ago, WILF said: Do visits to the GU clinic count ? Scars are Scars Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,768 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 Just now, dai dogs said: Scars are Scars Nobody knows gritting you’re teeth until they have had a giant cotton bud coated in sandpaper pushed up their japs eye ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,522 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 My scars are all internal 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,768 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 1 minute ago, kanny said: My scares are all internal I was in “nam”…….Dagenham ! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,459 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 Mine are either from work or punching stuff pissed/bad mood except for two I have which are getting hit with a razor sharp marshalltown skimming trowel and getting slashed with a stanley knife trying to untie a lad who had been tied up as a prank,I should have left the prick there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,451 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 28 minutes ago, dai dogs said: I can relate to the deer one Never been a poultry fancier then Dai? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,091 Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 Talking of crazy ex girlfriends...mine found out I had cheated on her...so she threw a can of petrol on me in her front room...then stood there screaming at me holding a lighter.......got to be honest I was shitting it 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leegreen 2,165 Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 I'm smothered in them, everywhere I've got at at least a dozen from dogs, 3 of which are on my face. I've had a finger go through a vertical mill when I was 19 The finger was hanging on with a piece of skin, bone smashed and everything. The NHS saved it. Took a few months to heal properly, but I've never been able to straighten the end section and just above the next joint down is all deformed with big fat bone regeneration, but I've still got it. I've got a chainsaw wound, glass damage, iron bar, knives, axes, cars, Rugby, fighting, BMX, Skate boards, climbing, falling machetes, bricks etc etc and some I can't even speak about. I have lost 5 of my 10 fingernails, some more than once. Couple of toe nails too. I've had soo many tetanus jabs, I haven't needed any for years. I cant remember how many stitches I've had and I have had a fair few burns too. Had a saucepan of water go on my back when I was a nipper, that scar has pretty much disappeared now. I've lost the sight in one eye for a number of days, no scar though I could write a fecking book 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leo Sayer 2,430 Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 Got a few scars from life lol. Main ones are I was partying in Puerto Banus with the lads at my mates apartment. My own fault but I got run over on the duel carriage way and got hit by a car at 60mph , the taxi won ! I was intoxicated so all my fault . That little episode cost £27 grand to put me back together with numerous pins and plates and lost nearly 6 months laid up and left me with numerous scars on my legs arm and a faded one on my head, was about 14 years ago. Got one on my right arm were basically I was caught with pants down taters deep and this birds son who was a wrong un. Caught us at it and tried to stab me with a bread knife. Various other little scars here and there that all have there little tales. It's just life. 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 9,569 Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 Two surgery scars numerous small scars on my back and down my arms though now hardly visible due to number six shotgun pellets another scar near my left arm pit when I slipped carrying a fold down 410 one night in my coat and the end of the barrel cut into my flesh causing a nasty cut though i carried on to then endure more pain when it came on top. A long scar at the front of my thigh i got wile using a nine inch grinder and the lad i worked for had removed the guard of it and it kicked back cutting though only lightly into my leg thankfully. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,326 Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 I've just spent five minutes reading this thread , and thinking about my scars , and how I earned them. It's made me realise that I'm f***ing lucky to have made it to 56years old. Edited to add. Thank f**k my kids aren't as stupid as I am. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfdog91 7,001 Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 7 hours ago, WILF said: Count yourself lucky, 150 years ago it would be because you wasn’t picking cotton fast enough ! Lol Tell the wife shit like that all the time . We'll be driving. And she'll see one of these old plantation houses and stare fawning over it . " Omg baby could you imagine us living somewhere like that back in the day!" And I'm just here like: 13 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,451 Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 6 hours ago, Wolfdog91 said: Tell the wife shit like that all the time . We'll be driving. And she'll see one of these old plantation houses and stare fawning over it . " Omg baby could you imagine us living somewhere like that back in the day!" And I'm just here like: Well I wish I was in the land of cotton My feet smell but yours are rotten Look away look away look away Dixieland Quote Link to post Share on other sites
welshphil 170 Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 20 odd years of Welsh valleys rugby! Thinking back to some of the really brutal games I played in it's a miracle no-one was killed 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bush Rummager 4,552 Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 MTFC v Torquay.. actually at Torquay. Battle royal round 2 on the harbour front! Lol.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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