dai dogs 1,410 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 Get your scars ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,312 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 You did ask........ 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 15,840 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 I have a finger that doesn’t work . It’s bent and haggard into a c shape . 14th mar 2009 . Went out in town I was living in for that weeks food shopping , saw man united Liverpool was on at 1230 Stopped for a pint with my meat and veg . Inside out by 8 , tried to get into a club , with my shopping , got hoyed out , went how , two polish geezers trying to get into my apartment block , got tuned up , went up stairs , grabbed my mate and a kettle to level the score , took a swing , punched the wall , woke up at 3 on my couch , bone and finger going in different directions , mate rang an ambulance , vague recollections of insisting my name was Bruce Lee , operation , but infected , lost the cartilage and knuckle locked . when I got discharged though , I bummed the nurse from the ward . So ya know every cloud . Toes and ankles f****d, right ankle clicks with scar tissue , has limited rotation , stitches and scars all over my shins and knees from football and sport Nothing that exciting really 2 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wyeman 1,109 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 32 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: I have a finger that doesn’t work . It’s bent and haggard into a c shape . 14th mar 2009 . Went out in town I was living in for that weeks food shopping , saw man united Liverpool was on at 1230 Stopped for a pint with my meat and veg . Inside out by 8 , tried to get into a club , with my shopping , got hoyed out , went how , two polish geezers trying to get into my apartment block , got tuned up , went up stairs , grabbed my mate and a kettle to level the score , took a swing , punched the wall , woke up at 3 on my couch , bone and finger going in different directions , mate rang an ambulance , vague recollections of insisting my name was Bruce Lee , operation , but infected , lost the cartilage and knuckle locked . when I got discharged though , I bummed the nurse from the ward . So ya know every cloud . Toes and ankles f****d, right ankle clicks with scar tissue , has limited rotation , stitches and scars all over my shins and knees from football and sport Nothing that exciting really Your middle name Lucky? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 15,840 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 3 minutes ago, wyeman said: Your middle name Lucky? Itvwas that day , I realised , I needed to pack in day drinking 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,768 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 37 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: I have a finger that doesn’t work . It’s bent and haggard into a c shape . 14th mar 2009 . Went out in town I was living in for that weeks food shopping , saw man united Liverpool was on at 1230 Stopped for a pint with my meat and veg . Inside out by 8 , tried to get into a club , with my shopping , got hoyed out , went how , two polish geezers trying to get into my apartment block , got tuned up , went up stairs , grabbed my mate and a kettle to level the score , took a swing , punched the wall , woke up at 3 on my couch , bone and finger going in different directions , mate rang an ambulance , vague recollections of insisting my name was Bruce Lee , operation , but infected , lost the cartilage and knuckle locked . when I got discharged though , I bummed the nurse from the ward . So ya know every cloud . Toes and ankles f****d, right ankle clicks with scar tissue , has limited rotation , stitches and scars all over my shins and knees from football and sport Nothing that exciting really This is why we are friends ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dai dogs 1,410 Posted December 7 Author Report Share Posted December 7 36 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: I have a finger that doesn’t work . It’s bent and haggard into a c shape . 14th mar 2009 . Went out in town I was living in for that weeks food shopping , saw man united Liverpool was on at 1230 Stopped for a pint with my meat and veg . Inside out by 8 , tried to get into a club , with my shopping , got hoyed out , went how , two polish geezers trying to get into my apartment block , got tuned up , went up stairs , grabbed my mate and a kettle to level the score , took a swing , punched the wall , woke up at 3 on my couch , bone and finger going in different directions , mate rang an ambulance , vague recollections of insisting my name was Bruce Lee , operation , but infected , lost the cartilage and knuckle locked . when I got discharged though , I bummed the nurse from the ward . So ya know every cloud . Toes and ankles f****d, right ankle clicks with scar tissue , has limited rotation , stitches and scars all over my shins and knees from football and sport Nothing that exciting really 14th March 2009 f***ing brilliant memory Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 15,840 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 Just now, WILF said: This is why we are friends ! What’s best is That the lad was taff , do it was perfectly acceptable to knock him up out of bed and say “grab the kettle and come on “ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 15,840 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 Just now, dai dogs said: 14th March 2009 f***ing brilliant memory I googled the game , it was the one where gerrard scores the penalty and kisses the camera 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,244 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 Had a crash on my Triumph which had the tank rack. Went over a delivery van but my balls tried to stop my forward momentum. It was quite messy but I got away with it and even managed a family. Jok. 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,451 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 Separating dog from deer Squamous cell carcinoma Middle age spread Cock reduction 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,768 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 Do visits to the GU clinic count ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfdog91 7,001 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 Well my ex was about crazy and had police grade hand cuffs and kept her nails sharp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dai dogs 1,410 Posted December 7 Author Report Share Posted December 7 7 minutes ago, low plains drifter said: Separating dog from deer Squamous cell carcinoma Middle age spread Cock reduction I can relate to the deer one 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,768 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 2 minutes ago, Wolfdog91 said: Well my ex was about crazy and had police grade hand cuffs and kept her nails sharp Count yourself lucky, 150 years ago it would be because you wasn’t picking cotton fast enough ! Lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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