How did you

[dai dogs 1,681]

Get your scars ?

[mackem 28,225]

You did ask........

 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,360]

I have a finger that doesn’t work . It’s bent and haggard into a c shape . 

14th mar 2009 . Went out in town I was living in for that weeks food shopping , saw man united Liverpool was on at 1230 Stopped for a pint with my meat and veg . Inside out by 8 , tried to get into a club , with my shopping , got hoyed out , went how , two polish geezers trying to get into my apartment block , got tuned up , went up stairs , grabbed my mate and a kettle to level the score ,  took a swing , punched the wall , woke up at 3 on my couch , bone and finger going in different directions , mate rang an ambulance , vague recollections of insisting my name was Bruce Lee , operation , but infected , lost the cartilage and knuckle locked . 
when I got discharged though , I bummed the nurse from the ward . So ya know every cloud . 

Toes and ankles f****d, right ankle clicks with scar tissue , has limited rotation , stitches and scars all over my shins and knees from football and sport 

Nothing that exciting really   

 

 

[wyeman 1,268]

  On 07/12/2024 at 21:43, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

I have a finger that doesn’t work . It’s bent and haggard into a c shape . 

14th mar 2009 . Went out in town I was living in for that weeks food shopping , saw man united Liverpool was on at 1230 Stopped for a pint with my meat and veg . Inside out by 8 , tried to get into a club , with my shopping , got hoyed out , went how , two polish geezers trying to get into my apartment block , got tuned up , went up stairs , grabbed my mate and a kettle to level the score ,  took a swing , punched the wall , woke up at 3 on my couch , bone and finger going in different directions , mate rang an ambulance , vague recollections of insisting my name was Bruce Lee , operation , but infected , lost the cartilage and knuckle locked . 
when I got discharged though , I bummed the nurse from the ward . So ya know every cloud . 

Toes and ankles f****d, right ankle clicks with scar tissue , has limited rotation , stitches and scars all over my shins and knees from football and sport 

Nothing that exciting really   

 

 

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Your middle name Lucky?

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,360]

  On 07/12/2024 at 22:16, wyeman said:

Your middle name Lucky?

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Itvwas that day , I realised , I needed to pack in day drinking 

[WILF 48,152]

  On 07/12/2024 at 21:43, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

I have a finger that doesn’t work . It’s bent and haggard into a c shape . 

14th mar 2009 . Went out in town I was living in for that weeks food shopping , saw man united Liverpool was on at 1230 Stopped for a pint with my meat and veg . Inside out by 8 , tried to get into a club , with my shopping , got hoyed out , went how , two polish geezers trying to get into my apartment block , got tuned up , went up stairs , grabbed my mate and a kettle to level the score ,  took a swing , punched the wall , woke up at 3 on my couch , bone and finger going in different directions , mate rang an ambulance , vague recollections of insisting my name was Bruce Lee , operation , but infected , lost the cartilage and knuckle locked . 
when I got discharged though , I bummed the nurse from the ward . So ya know every cloud . 

Toes and ankles f****d, right ankle clicks with scar tissue , has limited rotation , stitches and scars all over my shins and knees from football and sport 

Nothing that exciting really   

 

 

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This is why we are friends ! 

[dai dogs 1,681]

  On 07/12/2024 at 21:43, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

I have a finger that doesn’t work . It’s bent and haggard into a c shape . 

14th mar 2009 . Went out in town I was living in for that weeks food shopping , saw man united Liverpool was on at 1230 Stopped for a pint with my meat and veg . Inside out by 8 , tried to get into a club , with my shopping , got hoyed out , went how , two polish geezers trying to get into my apartment block , got tuned up , went up stairs , grabbed my mate and a kettle to level the score ,  took a swing , punched the wall , woke up at 3 on my couch , bone and finger going in different directions , mate rang an ambulance , vague recollections of insisting my name was Bruce Lee , operation , but infected , lost the cartilage and knuckle locked . 
when I got discharged though , I bummed the nurse from the ward . So ya know every cloud . 

Toes and ankles f****d, right ankle clicks with scar tissue , has limited rotation , stitches and scars all over my shins and knees from football and sport 

Nothing that exciting really   

 

 

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14th March 2009 f***ing brilliant memory 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,360]

  On 07/12/2024 at 22:21, WILF said:

This is why we are friends ! 

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What’s best is That the lad  was taff , do it was perfectly acceptable to knock him up out of bed and say “grab the kettle and come on “ 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,360]

  On 07/12/2024 at 22:23, dai dogs said:

14th March 2009 f***ing brilliant memory 

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I googled the game , it was the one where gerrard scores the penalty and kisses the camera 

[jok 3,388]

Had a crash on my Triumph which had the tank rack. Went over a delivery van but my balls tried to stop my forward momentum. It was quite messy but I got away with it and even managed a family. Jok.

[low plains drifter 10,825]

Separating dog from deer

Squamous cell carcinoma

Middle age spread 

Cock reduction

[WILF 48,152]

Do visits to the GU clinic count ?

[Wolfdog91 7,436]

Well my ex was about crazy and had police grade hand cuffs and kept her nails sharp

[dai dogs 1,681]

  On 07/12/2024 at 22:30, low plains drifter said:

Separating dog from deer

Squamous cell carcinoma

Middle age spread 

Cock reduction

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I can relate to the deer one 

[WILF 48,152]

  On 07/12/2024 at 22:36, Wolfdog91 said:

Well my ex was about crazy and had police grade hand cuffs and kept her nails sharp

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Count yourself lucky, 150 years ago it would be because you wasn’t picking cotton fast enough ! Lol