Farmer an wife attacked

[THE STIFFMEISTER 15,700]

36 minutes ago, downsouth said:

Is there some special species in the UK that takes 6motor loads of pricks to hunt it then?

I would say they was matching wouldn’t you ? 

[Qbgrey 4,086]

6 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

I would say they was matching wouldn’t you ? 

Yes defo matching. All of them are wankers

[chartpolski 23,160]

1 hour ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

Are these standards of behaviours exclusive to lamping / coursing or are they universal across all working lurcher owners ?

I lamp and course and 90% of the time I’m poaching and 99% of the time no one knows I’ve been.

Cheers.

Edited Sunday at 17:53 by chartpolski

[Arry 21,431]

Whats a real shame is its the Hare is the big loser. That farmer and probably and every other farmer in that area will exterminate every Hare. 

No Hares no problem.

But then they don't give a f**k just move to somewhere else.

Cheers Arry

[WILF 46,634]

Let’s face it lads, we can pontificate as much as we want but in most peoples eyes anyone who ever killed anything with a dog is pure scum of the earth and now there are the penalty’s to match.

What you won’t be reading in news reports is “He only ever took a few for the pot and left no trace”

Its a low man’s move teaming up on a loan farmer, but the stakes are high so it’s bound to happen. 
When it was still early stages of the ban we drove fields all the time without any hassle……now you may as well be robbing a bank with the improved law and sentencing.

 

Edited Sunday at 17:33 by WILF

[mel b 2,225]

24 minutes ago, NEWKID said:

I do a fair lump near me that's owned by a woman, I've spoken about her before, she is proper mental in all the right ways lol .

Met her late one night lamping next doors farm, unknown to her we had permission (was with @white van man). We'd just walked a field and about to flick the lamp on in the next when a set of headlights was ploughing through the field we'd just done...old habits we crouched in a hedge and let them pass, up the hill and away.... Walk to the top of the farm and see someone at the top of the hill walk across a gateway with a gun over his shoulder, we flashed the lamp on him and he walked down to us ..says, "oh the poachers, we've been looking for you" I tell him we're on permission, give the farmers name etc... he says that someone wants to meet us and walks us back to a gator with a small woman sat in it... She abruptly asks us would we go her side and sort the rabbits... I failed to tell her we'd been slipping over there fairly regularly for a year or 2, it was full of rabbits..lol...She's brilliant though, I'll sit at her table having a cuppa and shell show me old pics of her old lurchers, she was right into lamping, great old stories... As hard as nails she is, I like her, mad as f**k lol

Spot on mate.

A lot of lads think that all farmers hate anyone being on their land , but the reality is , that most farmers either like , or are happy to tolerate , most fieldsports. What they won't (and shouldnt have to )tolerate is vandals and thieves. 

I've yet to meet a farmer that isn't happy for someone to keep on top of pests .

I have one permission of just over 1000 acres . Both the farmer that i shot for , and his son , that i shot for , have sadly passed now , but when he was alive , most people thought that he was a horrible old scrote , the reality was that he was one of the nicest blokes that you could ever meet , but he'd spent his whole life chasing folks off his land , that were , causing damage , causing nuisance,  or just looking to nick something . 

 

[mel b 2,225]

26 minutes ago, chartpolski said:

I lamp and course and 90% of the time I’m poaching and 99% of the time no one knows I’ve been.

Cheets.

A lot of the time , farmers probably know that lads are having a mooch about , but as long as they aren't causing problems,  they're more than happy to let them get on with it.

[downsouth 7,212]

2 hours ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

I would say they was matching wouldn’t you ? 

I'd say they were just being useless c**ts.What do they actually think they're gunna see with 6 motor loss of them racing about all over the place.Id guess that walking anywhere probably sounds a bit too much like hard work for them.

[white van man 3,299]

4 hours ago, NEWKID said:

I do a fair lump near me that's owned by a woman, I've spoken about her before, she is proper mental in all the right ways lol .

Met her late one night lamping next doors farm, unknown to her we had permission (was with @white van man). We'd just walked a field and about to flick the lamp on in the next when a set of headlights was ploughing through the field we'd just done...old habits we crouched in a hedge and let them pass, up the hill and away.... Walk to the top of the farm and see someone at the top of the hill walk across a gateway with a gun over his shoulder, we flashed the lamp on him and he walked down to us ..says, "oh the poachers, we've been looking for you" I tell him we're on permission, give the farmers name etc... he says that someone wants to meet us and walks us back to a gator with a small woman sat in it... She abruptly asks us would we go her side and sort the rabbits... I failed to tell her we'd been slipping over there fairly regularly for a year or 2, it was full of rabbits..lol...She's brilliant though, I'll sit at her table having a cuppa and shell show me old pics of her old lurchers, she was right into lamping, great old stories... As hard as nails she is, I like her, mad as f**k lol

Good times mate. What a character too. 

[low plains drifter 10,317]

4 hours ago, iworkwhippets said:

lol,,  yes thank you, all ready fer tomorrow morning ,, complete wi solidified lard 

You know the dance Mandingo 

[low plains drifter 10,317]

10 hours ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

Where’s the proper lads mate ? Where are they all ? 

it’s a crock of shite about all this proper dog men acting accordingly . There’s people causing carnage and there’s people doing bits . The in between is few and far between . 
 
this behaviour is 100% the product of the ban . No one was acting like this until last 10 years . Land drivers in the past were nearly always bull x Crews up and down the A1 M1 in Subarus 

not many people roadside now cause it’s not worth the risk . When it became outlawed , only the outlaws can take part . 

I'm here 

I'm there

I'm everywhere

Watching waiting anticipating

Lurking in the shadows

I go unnoticed 

Dusk is near

A golden goddess

The form is stirring

A rise a stretch a yawn 

We're moving 

It's time 

 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 15,700]

1 hour ago, downsouth said:

I'd say they were just being useless c**ts.What do they actually think they're gunna see with 6 motor loss of them racing about all over the place.Id guess that walking anywhere probably sounds a bit too much like hard work for them.

It’s the plains mate , a walk just ain’t on the cards pal 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 15,700]

3 hours ago, chartpolski said:

I lamp and course and 90% of the time I’m poaching and 99% of the time no one knows I’ve been.

Cheers.

With all due respect mate I get that , but your a pensioner out walking the green grass lurcher . It’s a totally different world up north and dog your going about with . 
 

But as I keep saying , I’m not condoning it  but I totally understand the why and how 

[mC HULL 12,233]

5 hours ago, mel b said:

It was very good of you to be so decent about it charts . Very old school mate .

so a farmer acting the cubt pissed up running people over jumping out with a bat wanted a pass and chart was good for doing it ? 

 

[mC HULL 12,233]

2 hours ago, downsouth said:

I'd say they were just being useless c**ts.What do they actually think they're gunna see with 6 motor loss of them racing about all over the place.Id guess that walking anywhere probably sounds a bit too much like hard work for them.

there the big game hunters you hear so much about on here mate lol like i said takes 10 dogs and 3 motors to do it lol