ROBERTO M 350 Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Best one i ever herd was "screamed and stoped " lmao this was a dog jacking lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ivorbigun Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 perfect way to happiness..... is a bad memory and good heath Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dlm 1 Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 big feet..big socks! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 IN THE LAND OF THE BLIND THE ONE EYED MAN IS KING.atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR POACH 2 Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 he who dares wins " rodders " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 OLD OXEN HAVE STIFF HORNS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Some Chinese proverbs One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool. A weasel comes to say Happy New Year to the chickens. Waiting for a rabbit to hit upon a tree and be killed in order to catch it. Your fingers can't be of the same length. Flies never visit an egg that has no crack. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tis TM 8 Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Without struggle there is no achievement Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 A FOOL AT FORTY IS A FOOL INDEED.atb dell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR POACH 2 Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 half a loaf , is better than no bread at all Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 A friend is a someone who knows all about you, and still likes you!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
samiibbz2k8 0 Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 I'm as sick as a small hospital I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child She had a face on her like a well slapped arse Your' re as welcome as a fArt in a spacesuit My mouth's as dry as a nun' s cr@ck He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician As funny as a burning orphanage He's so camp, he shites tent pegs I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes I feel like a boiled sh1te (hung-over) (when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn As busy as the Dalkey dole office Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit As tight as a nun's knickers I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry. Up and down like a hoor's knickers No show pony but would do for a ride around the house Did your mother find out who your father is yet? What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt(well nicky) I left her with a face like a painter' s radio A Mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard!! Jays us, she could breastfeed a crèche As fit as a butcher's dog She ' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book Not even the tide would take her out Mother Teresa wouldn't kiss her Daz wouldn't shift her Des Kelly wouldn't lay her A sniper wouldn't take her out Jays us, ya wouldn't ride her into battle If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a nettle She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab If I'd a garden full of Mickey' s I wouldn't let her look over the wall Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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