mushroom 12,829 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Once whilst touring Scotland, I came across a profound and touching ditty on a bathroom wall, "I came here to sit and think, you came here to shit and stink"...............................magical and touching.................. No questions asked as to why you were in such a grotty little bog Research for my poetry book............. Entitled "Scotlands loveliest sh1tters" followed by "He snuck up on me officer and other tales of toilet fun" great reads them well done simoman.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 You have read it then? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Good girls go to heaven, bad girls have one hell of a ride. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,829 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 You have read it then? Nope saw them on the illegal books list. Heard that if your found in possession of either, then they pull out your tongue chop off your hands and bore out your eyes so you can never repeat what you have read Also heard that other people who've read them mysteriously spontaneously combusted because of the fiery nature of a scottish toilet..... Just what i've heard like.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dawnraider09 75 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Once whilst touring Scotland, I came across a profound and touching ditty on a bathroom wall, "I came here to sit and think, you came here to shit and stink"...............................magical and touching..................the full version--some come heer to sit and think,some come hear to shit and stink ,i came hear to scratch my balls and write rude messages on the walls Quote Link to post Share on other sites
woodga 170 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 THE HUNTERS LAMENT "IF IT FLY,S IT DIE,S AND IF IT HOP,S IT DROPS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 The man who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone else to blame it on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 You can't polish a turd. If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in a dictionary between sh*t and syphallis. Relationship's the worst ship you can sail on. Never buy anything that eats (as my old Dad says). I'm not in love but I'm going to f**k you 'til someone better comes along. Cheers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buster321c Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 A word to the wise aint necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice All men make mistakes, but only wise men, learns from their mistakes. Both very true Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buster321c Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in a dictionary between sh*t and syphallis. Relationship's the worst ship you can sail on. I'm not in love but I'm going to f**k you 'til someone better comes along. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,572 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 "Chartpolski has been here last night and stolen all the rabbits" Markbrick 2009 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobndog 0 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 If you can keep your head whilst those around you are losing theirs.....you'll be the tallest man in the room. Spike Milligan. What does not kill you, will try again. Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it? Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career. Jesus loves you! It's everybody else that thinks you're a ****. Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect it back. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buster321c Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 "Chartpolski has been here last night and stolen all the rabbits" Markbrick 2009 Thats the best one yet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 A word to the wise aint necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice All men make mistakes, but only wise men, learns from their mistakes. Both very true So are you stupid....or wise....i think both... :11: But your avatar says Stupid... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buster321c Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Im wise enough to realise , that some people would like to think im stupid . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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