ditchman 2,574 Posted Tuesday at 15:11 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 15:11 it looks like a mushroom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 5,576 Posted Tuesday at 15:25 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 15:25 13 minutes ago, ditchman said: it looks like a mushroom @Arry will know.... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bakerboy 4,415 Posted Tuesday at 15:48 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 15:48 36 minutes ago, ditchman said: it looks like a mushroom Button mushroom 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WataWalloper 115 Posted Tuesday at 16:49 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 16:49 1 hour ago, Bakerboy said: Button mushroom Mushroom wishes he was that tall, 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,574 Posted Tuesday at 17:01 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 17:01 " is it in yet darling"............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,501 Posted Tuesday at 17:40 Author Report Share Posted Tuesday at 17:40 Ffs they will have someone’s eye out with that ! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 6,490 Posted Tuesday at 17:54 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 17:54 6 hours ago, ditchman said: ive been BANNED 4 times on another forum.........mostly for talking about fat sarah. and politics ........would you believe it Ban for life on that one ,they are an obnoxious bunch ,present company expected! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 1,996 Posted Tuesday at 17:55 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 17:55 2 hours ago, ditchman said: A WHAT............you just made that up It's actually something that my shooting mate (paddy) made up . We used to take the piss out of our other shooting mate , and say he's got a tiny cock called a femmipenis . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,574 Posted Tuesday at 18:37 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 18:37 41 minutes ago, mel b said: It's actually something that my shooting mate (paddy) made up . We used to take the piss out of our other shooting mate , and say he's got a tiny cock called a femmipenis . Andrews Salts Original Instant Relief from Upset Stomach, 50 sachets. WWW.EBAY.CO.UK For adults and children over 12 years old: when symptoms appear, take the contents of a sachet... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 1,996 Posted Tuesday at 19:46 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 19:46 1 hour ago, ditchman said: Andrews Salts Original Instant Relief from Upset Stomach, 50 sachets. WWW.EBAY.CO.UK For adults and children over 12 years old: when symptoms appear, take the contents of a sachet... You is a bad man ditchman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 21,009 Posted Wednesday at 08:15 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 08:15 16 hours ago, Borr said: @Arry will know.... The "Inverted prick clit " Joe. Cheers Arry 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,574 Posted Wednesday at 08:52 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 08:52 35 minutes ago, Arry said: The "Inverted prick clit " Joe. Cheers Arry i mean ...i ask you...what on earth can you do with something like that..........tickle it with a feather ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,951 Posted Wednesday at 11:52 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 11:52 2 hours ago, ditchman said: i mean ...i ask you...what on earth can you do with something like that..........tickle it with a feather ? I don't know what you can do with such a fierce ferocious weapon mate.. But I do know a lad who is armed with such a beast..he thought it would be fun1 night by dropping his trousers in a house party 2 of my mates said..where the knob should of been there was infact a small indent now he was on amphetamine that night but 1 of two things must of happened.. Either that whizz was strong as feck of God's played a very cruel trick.. Either way the lad had a hole instead of a length Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bakerboy 4,415 Posted Wednesday at 11:54 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 11:54 3 hours ago, ditchman said: i mean ...i ask you...what on earth can you do with something like that..........tickle it with a feather ? Hopefully for him its a grower cos it certainly aint a shower Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cotton 10 Posted 20 hours ago Report Share Posted 20 hours ago Greb has just informed me he's been destroying this paragliders wife whilst he's at work, apparently he's been taking testosterone therapy but it's not doing the job, I think given his tackle Greb has done a fine job. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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