Short but sweet

[Franks dad 857]

Well for the second season running there’s no rabbits where I frequent…. First season was more than enough for our simple needs ,didn’t ask for much , just one good  run on a  morning , weathers been a pig the last two summers with the wet stuff and disease has hit them hard while they’ve been bunkered down ….. so with that in mind I’m going to train ferrets up for a act on Britain’s got talent and put numb nuts out to stud with the young gangsters mutts and rake some coin in instead….. can you tell ive been working with young uns at work innit Bruv …. 

[bird 9,871]

16 hours ago, Franks dad said:

Well for the second season running there’s no rabbits where I frequent…. First season was more than enough for our simple needs ,didn’t ask for much , just one good  run on a  morning , weathers been a pig the last two summers with the wet stuff and disease has hit them hard while they’ve been bunkered down ….. so with that in mind I’m going to train ferrets up for a act on Britain’s got talent and put numb nuts out to stud with the young gangsters mutts and rake some coin in instead….. can you tell ive been working with young uns at work innit Bruv …. 

Good one young man  haha.if I was you , don't know where you live , but I have drive about, OK you have to  jump  over the  fence as they  say. That's what we did back then just  drive about  in the day,  get the laybof few places. Go back lamp   it  , if lot rabbits, maybe knock tha farmers    if you want use the stinkers, don't take  the lurcher  just you stickers, once  farmer  trust you maybe at later date talk sboutvthe dog. But what found over years. You can get on few places  but a lurcher  a no no, some will lot wont but for me really  lamping  was my game,  and jumping over the fence  went with it  , done it for 35 years  then got to  old to run anymore lol. suppose in one I finished   with  a good dog old Buck  , 2 old gits together  now lol

[The drover 348]

17 hours ago, Franks dad said:

Well for the second season running there’s no rabbits where I frequent…. First season was more than enough for our simple needs ,didn’t ask for much , just one good  run on a  morning , weathers been a pig the last two summers with the wet stuff and disease has hit them hard while they’ve been bunkered down ….. so with that in mind I’m going to train ferrets up for a act on Britain’s got talent and put numb nuts out to stud with the young gangsters mutts and rake some coin in instead….. can you tell ive been working with young uns at work innit Bruv …. 

Replenish the places

[Black neck 15,875]

23 hours ago, Franks dad said:

Well for the second season running there’s no rabbits where I frequent…. First season was more than enough for our simple needs ,didn’t ask for much , just one good  run on a  morning , weathers been a pig the last two summers with the wet stuff and disease has hit them hard while they’ve been bunkered down ….. so with that in mind I’m going to train ferrets up for a act on Britain’s got talent and put numb nuts out to stud with the young gangsters mutts and rake some coin in instead….. can you tell ive been working with young uns at work innit Bruv …. 

U dosser u got plenty 2 go at ,maybe not for the ferrets but Albert be sound on a few marsupials and murderous vermins

[Franks dad 857]

6 hours ago, bird said:

Good one young man  haha.if I was you , don't know where you live , but I have drive about, OK you have to  jump  over the  fence as they  say. That's what we did back then just  drive about  in the day,  get the laybof few places. Go back lamp   it  , if lot rabbits, maybe knock tha farmers    if you want use the stinkers, don't take  the lurcher  just you stickers, once  farmer  trust you maybe at later date talk sboutvthe dog. But what found over years. You can get on few places  but a lurcher  a no no, some will lot wont but for me really  lamping  was my game,  and jumping over the fence  went with it  , done it for 35 years  then got to  old to run anymore lol. suppose in one I finished   with  a good dog old Buck  , 2 old gits together  now lol

Bath mate , but right in the edge of green belt … Been jumping the fence mate ( well going through the gate ) on this one  , albeit a council one …. But they’ve all gone , totally disappeared in the last 18 months , gone from 30 pairs of eyes lighting up in the lamp to just the same 2 pairs  almost guaranteed  every night /morning 4.30  and that’s roe …. I’ve been out and about I’d knock doors  if they had them on the land , and or jump the fence willingly… no one else is using the ground I do 100% . Mixy has got them . Working in the day, but always looking, ironically I’m usually working like now in nice houses with acres of land  , still nothing on the ground .. ride a motorbike and the mad one  ain’t getting on the back of that  so it would be ferrets in the back box only to travel anyways . How yo7 been keeping bird ? Never did get that chat after the phone fiasco! 

 

 

 

[Franks dad 857]

5 hours ago, The drover said:

Replenish the places

Nothing to replenish them with … I did think of getting a couple of rabbits from pets at home  and breeding them up when I went in for bedding for the ferrets lol ..

[Black neck 15,875]

1 minute ago, Franks dad said:

Nothing to replenish them with … I did think of getting a couple of rabbits from pets at home  and breeding them up when I went in for bedding for the ferrets lol ..

The drover was offering u a right jag of live uns for your patch ,if I were u I'd take him.up on his offer and immediately start bothering him relentlessly till he produces ya some rabbits 

5r

[Franks dad 857]

3 minutes ago, Black neck said:

U dosser u got plenty 2 go at ,maybe not for the ferrets but Albert be sound on a few marsupials and murderous vermins

I stay out the kitchen coz I can’t stand the heat … or the weight , or the adrenaline overload . Come down and be my mule and I’d consider it . Oh and bring a tracker …not the cereal bar either … that’s rat food 

[Black neck 15,875]

Just now, Franks dad said:

I stay out the kitchen coz I can’t stand the heat … or the weight , or the adrenaline overload . Come down and be my mule and I’d consider it . Oh and bring a tracker …not the cereal bar either … that’s rat food 

Sounds like a plan 

[Franks dad 857]

Just now, Black neck said:

Sounds like a plan 

Runs smooth on paper does this plan …with Albert  how it pans out is down to the the gods .Minerva is a fav in these parts 

[Franks dad 857]

6 minutes ago, Black neck said:

The drover was offering u a right jag of live uns for your patch ,if I were u I'd take him.up on his offer and immediately start bothering him relentlessly till he produces ya some rabbits 

5r

Is this correct mr @The drover, do you have a surplus of bunnies ? I’ll pay the postage if you send them parcel force 48 ….   

[mC HULL 12,263]

10 minutes ago, Franks dad said:

Is this correct mr @The drover, do you have a surplus of bunnies ? I’ll pay the postage if you send them parcel force 48 ….   

i was going to say drive for them ffs lol

[Franks dad 857]

4 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

i was going to say drive for them ffs lol

On a motorbike with Albert on the back. Yep I reckon I might get pulled  … I was gonna say are you mad , but that’s a silly question .

[Black neck 15,875]

Rock the sidecar you could lamp straight off the bike, helmet wi the new pulsar visor your be smashing it left right and centre be note safe round barf

[Franks dad 857]

18 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Rock the sidecar you could lamp straight off the bike, helmet wi the new pulsar visor your be smashing it left right and centre be note safe round barf

Ffs ….. Cracking cheese Gromit