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Been up , since 4 just got back from Lincs ,,you have no idea what activities I,m engaged in .I have all the work my dogs can handle thanks,senility the same as usual ,else why would I be conversing with a fool?Your ponderous attempts at humour,tempt me to demolish them,but you are too easy a target.Bye :bye:

 

You mean your going to bore us again with one of your lectures you disguise as posts :thumbdown:

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Been up , since 4 just got back from Lincs ,,you have no idea what activities I,m engaged in .I have all the work my dogs can handle thanks,senility the same as usual ,else why would I be conversing with a fool?Your ponderous attempts at humour,tempt me to demolish them,but you are too easy a target.Bye :bye:

 

You mean your going to bore us again with one of your lectures you disguise as posts :thumbdown:

No chance of being bored by your posts Joe you never put any up! Are you naturally the shy type? Or could it be you have no adventures to share?No more time to waste . I get more sense out of my juks! :clapper::clapper::clapper:

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No chance of being bored by your posts Joe you never put any up! Are you naturally the shy type? Or could it be you have no adventures to share?No more time to waste . I get more sense out of my juks! :clapper::clapper::clapper:

 

So now we know you really are a senile old fool :drink:

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No chance of being bored by your posts Joe you never put any up! Are you naturally the shy type? Or could it be you have no adventures to share?No more time to waste . I get more sense out of my juks! :clapper::clapper::clapper:

 

So now we know you really are a senile old fool :drink:

I give up youv'e exposed me! :icon_redface::icon_redface::icon_redface::icon_redface: ps whats the significance of the Guinness motif.Im a real ale man . Can,t be you drinking ,an athlete like you!

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I give up youv'e exposed me! :icon_redface::icon_redface::icon_redface::icon_redface: ps whats the significance of the Guinness motif.Im a real ale man . Can,t be you drinking ,an athlete like you!

 

Guiness is full of iron the odd pint is good for you :thumbs:

Two n ,s in Guinness Joe ,too much work in the gym ,not enough time in the classroom,naughty naughty,you,ll have to stay behind after school if you can,t keep up!

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Jo me old fruit instead of sniping at people all the time take heed you might learn a thing or two from the master, i only hunt the humble rabbit myself big ears aint my thing so lets all make up and be the best of chums :download:

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Lets settle this in a cage fight to the death Jo The Great pretender Vs Iron Inan :download:

No problem to an old pro like me Magwitch ,you know my record.Undefeated at Welter ,and Middle ,only one loss at Light Hvy,unproven at Cruiser,but hey ,he might drown in my blood!.I have started training all ready,only two sandwiches for supper,cut the beer down ,I,ll soon be ready for Joe Couture.If I win ,he has to listen to a taped monologue of all my exploits from the age of 7 ,when I got my first dog ,till the present,that,s 52 years worth,of thrilling derring do,I will include my meeting with the late DB Plummer,and the time I said hello mate to Dave Sleight,and how Ted Walsh allways said "hello there",just in case he knew me,Im envious of my adversary allready!

Should the Ox emerge victorious ,I will present him with a copy of that classic Western ,"The Oxbow Incident",then get you and big Jumbo the bareknuckle king of Essex to help him see the error of his ways.,this martial encounter must take place before Nov as my bus pass will be due then and Im not handing that over.Rest assured Magwitch, Joe is on the run allready,YOU SHALL HAVE A FISHY,ON A LITTLE DISHY,YOU SHALL HAVE A HADDOCK,WHEN THE BOAT COMES IN!

 

Inan,former undefeated Champion of Kent."Im coming back for one more fight,"

 

KEEP YOU EYES ON THE CAGE WHEN THEY UNDO THE LOCKS,WHEN WE "GET IT ON",I,LL RETIRE JOE OX.

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Jo me old fruit instead of sniping at people all the time take heed you might learn a thing or two from the master, i only hunt the humble rabbit myself big ears aint my thing so lets all make up and be the best of chums :download:

 

You seem pretty good at sniping yourself :thumbs: Your friend has a more direct approach he just insults people.

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inan I didnt think I had hit so close to home when I said you were part of the blame it on the poachers/illegal coursing brigade but I obviously did because your hell bent on trying to get your own back without much luck I might add! I quite enjoyed your last post, another and a bit more name dropping and bragging if that makes you feel more important :thumbs:

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inan I didnt think I had hit so close to home when I said you were part of the blame it on the poachers/illegal coursing brigade but I obviously did because your hell bent on trying to get your own back without much luck I might add! I quite enjoyed your last post, another and a bit more name dropping and bragging if that makes you feel more important :thumbs:

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