Tiny House Build

[chartpolski 22,626]

4 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

I could make the tea and be the cabaret act.

You'd all look forward to hearing  my political lectures and tales of Salford poverty ......with special reference to the fifties. That would be great for morale. Stenna line from Stranraer here I come. Kettle slung over my shoulder.

Two eggs in the morning Wilfie lad. Soft boiled.

Your omission wasn’t an oversight, mate.

As the majority of my intended cast could be best described as far right with Fascist leanings, there was room for only one token Bolshevik and that was reserved for young Hull, he just pipped  you because of his lovable , childlike, humour and naivety.

We’ll keep you resume’ on file, don’t call us….we’ll call you . LOL !

Cheers.

[THE STIFFMEISTER 15,426]

On 17/09/2024 at 20:22, NEWKID said:

Wondered why mine had got so busy! Lol

Rude 

[jukel123 7,874]

27 minutes ago, chartpolski said:

Your omission wasn’t an oversight, mate.

As the majority of my intended cast could be best described as far right with Fascist leanings, there was room for only one token Bolshevik and that was reserved for young Hull, he just pipped  you because of his lovable , childlike, humour and naivety.

We’ll keep you resume’ on file, don’t call us….we’ll call you . LOL !

Cheers.

If you buncha c**ts don't want me. Then f**k you all. I will stay here and plot away. Have you never heard of the expression. "That fella is better inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in"?

Be prepared to be well pissed on the f****n lot of yer!

[chartpolski 22,626]

3 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

If you buncha c**ts don't want me. Then f**k you all. I will stay here and plot away. Have you never heard of the expression. "That fella is better inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in"?

Be prepared to be well pissed on the f****n lot of yer!

LBJ…..

True story; I stayed in his log cabin in Fredericksburg Texas .

Cheers.

[WILF 46,248]

Out this morning getting the chassis on blocks and levelled.

Then lifted the floor into the frame, got that squared and level and all bolted together……enlisted the help of the big idiot son, save him spending the day pulling the stomach out of himself ! Lol 

The daughter was just surveying while poor dad did himself in, she in her jamas earning a grand and dad is working for f**k all ! Lol 

[WILF 46,248]

Going to add 4 proper stands each side to the outside of the frame to take out any flex and the strap it down to the concrete pad with hilti “O” bolts.

Didn't get much help from the little man, too busy soaking up rays with his dog and shouting abuse ! Lol 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 15,426]

Face on 

[Greyman 27,417]

1 hour ago, WILF said:

Going to add 4 proper stands each side to the outside of the frame to take out any flex and the strap it down to the concrete pad with hilti “O” bolts.

Didn't get much help from the little man, too busy soaking up rays with his dog and shouting abuse ! Lol 

How many square foot of floor space will you have wilf 

[WILF 46,248]

1 minute ago, Greyman said:

How many square foot of floor space will you have wilf 

18 m2 mate 

Just used the converter google thing and it says 193 sq ft 

Edited 17 hours ago by WILF

[NEWKID 27,013]

Great stuff mate, 

[mC HULL 11,783]

4 hours ago, WILF said:

Going to add 4 proper stands each side to the outside of the frame to take out any flex and the strap it down to the concrete pad with hilti “O” bolts.

Didn't get much help from the little man, too busy soaking up rays with his dog and shouting abuse ! Lol 

it’s solid enough wilf survive a nuclear blast lol younger id a loved something like that 

[bird 9,792]

On 18/09/2024 at 16:58, WILF said:

That’s a great job that stuff, after my time when I was in the building job (I think my last job was the pyramids ! Lol ) but I’ve seen it and it’s a smart system.

I think on this we are going for the “Shepherds hut” type look and feel. 

There  great shepherd  hut, some  very sturdy. And quite roomy   be great to see the finished  job, your good dad mate,  you got any.more kids.? You don't won't a old  ex poacher  , good at fishfinger  chips peas now lol

[steve t 919]

Great weather for it.

[lurchers 2,684]

On 17/09/2024 at 15:12, WILF said:

My daughter has decided after 6 months of mortgage that it’s a massive scam and is selling her house and wants me to build her a tiny home on my place (she has also aimed out the boyfriend as well which is a bonus ! Lol ) 

So for any lads that may be interested, I’ve made a start and here is a few photos.

Ill post a few more as we go along 

 

The base is an old 2 berth caravan that we stripped down and tipped, I’ve then had a local old boy weld me up a 6m long frame to fix on the top of the caravan chassis, the chassis are approx 1300mm wide.

All strong box tube, we wire brushed and painted it in red oxide metal paint.

Ive been making the floor up under cover while I waited for the frame to be finished, 2m sections x 3m wide (which is going to be the width of her little house).

7 x 1.5 treated timber just done simple framing style, had the little man out helping fix the joist hangers which are really just a belt and braces job because the joists are all fixed to the frame anyway.

Top of the pile here is the section that will sit over the wheels 

She got some nice big 2nd hand windows in UPVC free of charge which you can see in the background.

Going to paint them black to match the black metal corrugated cladding I’m going to finish the place in.

Got a little log burner as well which needs a tidy up.

Ill post a few more as I go along 

The jammy fecker I would love to build and live in one,I’ve watch loads of these on YouTube and there’s some belters mate.Keep the pics coming be nice to see the finished article.

[WILF 46,248]

2 hours ago, steve t said:

Great weather for it.

For a change ! Lol