Masculinity.

[jukel123 7,957]

31 minutes ago, tatsblisters said:

One of the reasons I don't bother with pub's anymore unless it's for an occasion and a meal the older I get and more cantankerous and probably miserable I just want to spend time around people I want to be around. I was recently asked at work if I was going on a works do that management had put on to celebrate the company's 30th anniversary and was told that there was a live band on I replied well you know that live band you have more chance of seeing Elvis Presley getting up on stage with them than seeing me there. Lol 

It's bad enough having to go to,work without spending leisure time watching  the colon  dwellers having a race to see who's fastest crawler up the boss's arse

[tatsblisters 9,511]

3 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

It's bad enough having to go to,work without spending leisure time watching  the colon  dwellers having a race to see who's fastest crawler up the boss's arse

That's top and bottom of it mate only one went who is in our team and a few from other parts of the company who moan and groan about management to then go and socialise with them in their own time spending their own money is fekin mind boggling to me. An invitation card in an envelope was given to me for the event I just opened it ripped it up and chucked it in the bin saying I won't be fekin part of this nonsense. Lol  

[jukel123 7,957]

1 hour ago, tatsblisters said:

That's top and bottom of it mate only one went who is in our team and a few from other parts of the company who moan and groan about management to then go and socialise with them in their own time spending their own money is fekin mind boggling to me. An invitation card in an envelope was given to me for the event I just opened it ripped it up and chucked it in the bin saying I won't be fekin part of this nonsense. Lol  

Here's a suggestion Tats. Contact the group that's booked and ask them to read out: "the first number is dedicated to the boss who is thankfully recovering after Steve? and Wayne? were surgically removed during  his colonoscopy."

 Steve and Wayne were a little browned off but feeling much better now after sufficient access to fresh air".

That should get the party going.

Edited September 8 by jukel123

[tatsblisters 9,511]

6 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

Here's a suggestion Tats. Contact the group that's booked and ask them to read out: "the first number is dedicated to the boss who is thankfully recovering after Steve? and Wayne? were surgically removed during  his colonoscopy."

 Steve and Wayne were a little browned off but feeling much better now after sufficient access to fresh air".

That should get the party going.

They were a few toe nails their mate that's what a lorry driver who worked there used to call them and as recently retired without any fuss as he had another few weeks to go before his finishing day and said feck it after coming back off his holidays and he was an ex miner like me.  

[Francie, 2,151]

1 hour ago, big feet said:

Sunday school rave with the bible bashers pal? 

Haha aye

[Daniel cain 45,136]

8 hours ago, Francie, said:

I'm the same tats,my 40th birthday in couple of weeks an wouldn't be arsed with the whole celebration thing lol,rather no fuss

You still off the greens mate? 

[Francie, 2,151]

2 hours ago, Daniel cain said:

You still off the greens mate? 

Still off it dan yeah