Amazing new porn channel.

[jukel123 8,660]

A mate of mine has the same TV set up as me and told me to tune in to channel 634 .

I waited until my Mrs was sound asleep and tiptoed through to the living room and pressed 634. I'm not kidding it was f***ing DISGUSTING, REPULSIVE.

It was kind of grainy and dark and all I could make out was this filthy old man with stained Y fronts with his dick in his hand. Turned  my f****n stomach.

Then I realised I hadn't turned the telly on.

[bird 9,982]

9 hours ago, jukel123 said:

A mate of mine has the same TV set up as me and told me to tune in to channel 634 .

I waited until my Mrs was sound asleep and tiptoed through to the living room and pressed 634. I'm not kidding it was f***ing DISGUSTING, REPULSIVE.

It was kind of grainy and dark and all I could make out was this filthy old man with stained Y fronts with his dick in his hand. Turned  my f****n stomach.

Then I realised I hadn't turned the telly on.

 

[iworkwhippets 12,706]

Lol, belter mate made me laugh

[paddyluke 798]

10 hours ago, jukel123 said:

A mate of mine has the same TV set up as me and told me to tune in to channel 634 .

I waited until my Mrs was sound asleep and tiptoed through to the living room and pressed 634. I'm not kidding it was f***ing DISGUSTING, REPULSIVE.

It was kind of grainy and dark and all I could make out was this filthy old man with stained Y fronts with his dick in his hand. Turned  my f****n stomach.

Then I realised I hadn't turned the telly on.

it must be a repeat as i saw it the night before

[jukel123 8,660]

1 hour ago, iworkwhippets said:

Lol, belter mate made me laugh

Have to fess up. I borrowed the story from Jim Davidson.

[iworkwhippets 12,706]

2 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

Have to fess up. I borrowed the story from Jim Davidson.

Doesn't matter my friend, it made me laugh summat I rarely do these days