Season can't come quick enough

[Smashing reds 479]

Edited August 10 by Smashing reds

[Black neck 15,832]

Look.well they do mate

[low plains drifter 10,234]

On 10/08/2024 at 20:41, Black neck said:

Look.well they do mate

We never had well, just mumping along in an old rat pish ridden hessian sack

[shaaark 10,693]

15 minutes ago, low plains drifter said:

We never had well, just mumping along in an old rat pish ridden hessian sack

Paradise 

[low plains drifter 10,234]

25 minutes ago, shaaark said:

Paradise 

Well when I say old rat pish ridden hessian sack, it were only congealed smegma and a handful of dehydrated winnits, but it were old rat pish ridden hessian sack to us

[Pewit 970]

18 minutes ago, low plains drifter said:

Well when I say old rat pish ridden hessian sack, it were only congealed smegma and a handful of dehydrated winnits, but it were old rat pish ridden hessian sack to us

Hessian sacks? Luxury, we had to use the skin off our haggis for our sacks.

[shaaark 10,693]

1 hour ago, low plains drifter said:

Well when I say old rat pish ridden hessian sack, it were only congealed smegma and a handful of dehydrated winnits, but it were old rat pish ridden hessian sack to us

We were never been that lucky 

[low plains drifter 10,234]

3 hours ago, Pewit said:

Hessian sacks? Luxury, we had to use the skin off our haggis for our sacks.

 

3 hours ago, shaaark said:

We were never been that lucky 

Scallys

[Black neck 15,832]

Right 

We had to get up int morning 12 month before we went bed ,rip our own skin off 2 use as rat stained hessian ,rape a haggis then when we got home dad would expose us 2 high dosses of radiation so we died a slow horrible death and then work 30 hour a day at mill

If we were lucky

[Pewit 970]

13 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Right 

We had to get up int morning 12 month before we went bed ,rip our own skin off 2 use as rat stained hessian ,rape a haggis then when we got home dad would expose us 2 high dosses of radiation so we died a slow horrible death and then work 30 hour a day at mill

If we were lucky

We’d wake up two years before we went to bed, eat a breakfast of gravel and then spend the day licking the  road clean with our tongues. After that, we’d work a 100-hour shift darn't pit getting paid in splinters and dreams. And when we got home, dad’d set us on fire for warmth and mum’d sew us back together with barbed wire, and that was one of our lucky days!

[Black neck 15,832]

1 minute ago, Pewit said:

We’d wake up two years before we went to bed, eat a breakfast of gravel and then spend the day licking the  road clean with our tongues. After that, we’d work a 100-hour shift darn't pit getting paid in splinters and dreams. And when we got home, dad’d set us on fire for warmth and mum’d sew us back together with barbed wire, and that was one of our lucky days!

Luxury 

[Francie, 2,133]

6 hours ago, Black neck said:

Luxury 

Spoilt rotten our greb eh blacky

[Black neck 15,832]

4 hours ago, Francie, said:

Spoilt rotten our greb eh blacky

Funny u should say that French, I first met him in 1987 on the prize fighting circuit  ,he taught me the art of liming finches and in return I taught him how 2 stitch dangerous belly wounds ,we lost touch when he became a minister 

[Penda 3,341]

14 hours ago, Pewit said:

We’d wake up two years before we went to bed, eat a breakfast of gravel and then spend the day licking the  road clean with our tongues. After that, we’d work a 100-hour shift darn't pit getting paid in splinters and dreams. And when we got home, dad’d set us on fire for warmth and mum’d sew us back together with barbed wire, and that was one of our lucky days!

Sheer heaven we used to wake up ten years before mom and dad were born  make our when I say bed it was just dust and smoke and sweaty arse and ball bag smell moulded into shape o bed,clean the whole street using our tonsils as brushes and our tongues as dust pans go to our dad get a dam good thrashing wi bamboo caines when I say bamboo cain it were me brother used as an implement after that we'd have breakfast a concoction of our own shit and pish blend into a broth 

[Black neck 15,832]

13 minutes ago, Penda said:

Sheer heaven we used to wake up ten years before mom and dad were born  make our when I say bed it was just dust and smoke and sweaty arse and ball bag smell moulded into shape o bed,clean the whole street using our tonsils as brushes and our tongues as dust pans go to our dad get a dam good thrashing wi bamboo caines when I say bamboo cain it were me brother used as an implement after that we'd have breakfast a concoction of our own shit and pish blend into a broth 

Wtf