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[ditchman 2,843]

  On 26/07/2024 at 18:29, mel b said:

It's a f***ing duck Eagle,  and it puts the Elgin marbles to shame.

You just don't appreciate fine art when you see it.

 

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its a "splatterbilled parrot"

total and utter abortion............Tracy Em would shit herself if she saw that.....should be in "lord of yer ring" on the ork side

[mel b 2,954]

  On 26/07/2024 at 19:09, ditchman said:

its a "splatterbilled parrot"

total and utter abortion............Tracy Em would shit herself if she saw that.....should be in "lord of yer ring" on the ork side

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Envy is just so ugly . If you eat an olive , I'll let you stroke it

[ditchman 2,843]

  On 26/07/2024 at 19:48, mel b said:

Envy is just so ugly . If you eat an olive , I'll let you stroke it

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stroke what ?

[gnipper 6,571]

  On 25/07/2024 at 21:57, Blackmag said:

I will take mine over most a fantastic mum shes loyal never moans about me being out with the dogs I always come home to a hot meal and clean house 

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Has she got an infertile sister?

[Blackmag 6,138]

  On 26/07/2024 at 21:53, gnipper said:

Has she got an infertile sister?

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Given her age I would say yes but she's a fiery sort gnipper

[gnipper 6,571]

Can't be as bad as this cranky little fcuker

[mel b 2,954]

  On 26/07/2024 at 19:51, ditchman said:

stroke what ?

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My fine art of course

[Aussie Whip 4,181]

  On 25/07/2024 at 19:11, mackem said:

I like feminine educated women,smokers,capers or women who drink beer or spirits are a no go,likewise mouthy loud women (scary) and those who can’t hold a decent conversation in mixed company.

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So you're chasing a dream, lol. If they don't drink beer or spirits how do you get the moles pissed?

[Aussie Whip 4,181]

  On 25/07/2024 at 21:57, Blackmag said:

I will take mine over most a fantastic mum shes loyal never moans about me being out with the dogs I always come home to a hot meal and clean house 

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Is she standing behind you? lol