WILF 46,684 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 I’ve had to smile at a thread about “what you don’t like about women” in which men who probably look like the love child of an obese corpse & jack Hargreaves’s, with a penchant for killing little animals, sitting on riverbanks covered in 2 days of sweat, mud and fish slime and a fashion sense like they have been rolled in glue and dragged through oxfam by a horse discuss women like they are Brad Pitt ! Lol lol Amazing ! 1 1 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,258 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 7 minutes ago, WILF said: I’ve had to smile at a thread about “what you don’t like about women” in which men who probably look like the love child of an obese corpse & jack Hargreaves’s, with a penchant for killing little animals, sitting on riverbanks covered in 2 days of sweat, mud and fish slime and a fashion sense like they have been rolled in glue and dragged through oxfam by a horse discuss women like they are Brad Pitt ! Lol lol Amazing ! Yes but women prefer men that look like a tramp , and I'm not sweaty , I'm oozing testosterone like a thoroughbred stallion. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 6,678 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 18 minutes ago, WILF said: I’ve had to smile at a thread about “what you don’t like about women” in which men who probably look like the love child of an obese corpse & jack Hargreaves’s, with a penchant for killing little animals, sitting on riverbanks covered in 2 days of sweat, mud and fish slime and a fashion sense like they have been rolled in glue and dragged through oxfam by a horse discuss women like they are Brad Pitt ! Lol lol Amazing ! You are on great form on all subjects lately! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,684 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 9 minutes ago, mel b said: Yes but women prefer men that look like a tramp , and I'm not sweaty , I'm oozing testosterone like a thoroughbred stallion. Nothing says “George Clooney” like coming home after 3 days away stinking of pigs and wet terriers…..your average women is positively ripping her clothes off to jump into bed ! Lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,258 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 1 hour ago, WILF said: Nothing says “George Clooney” like coming home after 3 days away stinking of pigs and wet terriers…..your average women is positively ripping her clothes off to jump into bed ! Lol Spot on sir . My good lady has often opened the front door , and greeted me with a breathless " f**k me ". 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,788 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 1 hour ago, mel b said: Yes but women prefer men that look like a tramp , and I'm not sweaty , I'm oozing testosterone like a thoroughbred stallion. jeesus chrust...........you lieing waanker...........you are so lazy you cant be bothered to clear that turd up on your woodland porch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 6,678 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 8 minutes ago, mel b said: Spot on sir . My good lady has often opened the front door , and greeted me with a breathless " f**k me ". with a breathless " f**k me ,Leroy's just left ! " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,258 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 6 minutes ago, ditchman said: jeesus chrust...........you lieing waanker...........you are so lazy you cant be bothered to clear that turd up on your woodland porch For the tenth time , it's not a porch , it's a f***ing orangery Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,258 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 1 minute ago, waltjnr said: with a breathless " f**k me ,Leroy's just left ! " It's big errol , Leroy was was last week 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,788 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 28 minutes ago, mel b said: For the tenth time , it's not a porch , it's a f***ing orangery BBBBBBBBBBbuuuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllllllllllshit.........there is not a damn orange in site...the nearest orange is at yer local Tesco.........its only occupant is "THAT" tramps turd and a pretend donkey with a bloody joss-stick up its arse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eastcoast 4,115 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 6 hours ago, ryaldinhio said: Personally I'm not really keen on these modern women, them ones with cocks, it's a bit of a turn off. I don't see why having a small penis should prevent two people having a loving and caring relationship? It's not the size of your cock that bothers me pet, it's the fact you've got one! 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,258 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 1 minute ago, ditchman said: BBBBBBBBBBbuuuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllllllllllshit.........there is not a damn orange in site...the nearest orange is at yer local Tesco.........its only occupant is "THAT" tramps turd and a pretend donkey with a bloody joss-stick up its arse How feckin dare you insult the pride of my fine art collection. Little donkeys beauty is rivaled only by the mona Lisa. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,788 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 39 minutes ago, mel b said: How feckin dare you insult the pride of my fine art collection. Little donkeys beauty is rivaled only by the mona Lisa. you missed out "the perverted eagle parrot"........the one that loosens your bottom when you walk past it at night Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,258 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 1 minute ago, ditchman said: you missed out "the perverted eagle parrot"........the one that loosens your bottom when you walk past it at night It's a f***ing duck Eagle, and it puts the Elgin marbles to shame. You just don't appreciate fine art when you see it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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