mC HULL 11,642 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 3 hours ago, dai dogs said: Also facial hair and man backs are a no no for me don’t want stubble running on your face or looking at a hairy back when your knocking away ? lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,325 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 56 minutes ago, poxon said: Most modern women are turn offs for me with there demands and behaviour when they offer little to nothing in return only pussy as there currency of there value in a relationship I’ve watched many men and family members distroyed mentally an financially I’ve even known of lads I’ve known that have killed there selfs though women troubles leaving kids behind sad doo really! I’ve always said if I was ever put in the single position again I’m done with relationships doors are closed to modern women an relationships the juice ain’t worth the squeeze no more sub-contracting it in is a far far better option.....trust me i know.. 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 1,849 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 3 hours ago, iworkwhippets said: Good morning mentlegen, and what a lovely morning it is to, put offs eh, well there must be summat wrong wi me, I would be more than happy, to assist Diane Abbott to put her shoes on the right feet See , now there's a line that should never be crossed . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poxon 5,677 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 22 minutes ago, ditchman said: sub-contracting it in is a far far better option.....trust me i know.. Your probably right mate in today’s climate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryaldinhio 4,312 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 Personally I'm not really keen on these modern women, them ones with cocks, it's a bit of a turn off. 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bush Rummager 4,152 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 A big turn off for me is when I'm in out little en-suite bathroom stood at the sink having a shave and our Doris comes in and plonks herself down directly behind me and drops her guts out turning the place into something not dissimilar to an Auschwitz gas chamber! Lovely! 5 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,325 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 1 hour ago, Bush Rummager said: A big turn off for me is when I'm in out little en-suite bathroom stood at the sink having a shave and our Doris comes in and plonks herself down directly behind me and drops her guts out turning the place into something not dissimilar to an Auschwitz gas chamber! Lovely! aahhhh thats love for you.... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 20,352 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 (edited) 7 hours ago, Qbgrey said: Neck tats aswell look utterly pathetic, dreadlocks and hippy clothes trying too look alternative, smelly c…s My town is full of No Soapers with red or blue dreadlock baggy trousers (commonly known as "Crusties"). The alternative centre of the UK protesting about every thing with all the rainbow colours. Whole nut hessian bag lesbian vegan veggie conspiracy twats that have a march banging drums at the drop of a hat. They even wanted a rainbow level crossing in the Main Street till somebody asked what would happen if somebody got knocked down on one. A lot of rich people dressing poor right scruffy women. Middle aged Women with Red Hair something I don't trust about them. Cheers Arry Edited July 26 by Arry 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
white van man 3,247 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 18 hours ago, dai dogs said: Gingers smell different but a nice different Rusty roof, dirty cellar! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aussie Whip 4,026 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 10 minutes ago, Arry said: Middle aged Women with Red Hair something I don't trust about them. Cheers Arry You'd love auntie Val then, she's a bit older than middle age, we call her auntie maim, because she has people maimed, she lives over your way Arry, UK, lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 4,155 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 18 hours ago, Lenmcharristar said: Like irn bru or ginger biscuits???? Or dogs feet…. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 9,968 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 3 hours ago, mC HULL said: don’t want stubble running on your face or looking at a hairy back when your knocking away ? lol 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,052 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 1 hour ago, Arry said: My town is full of No Soapers with red or blue dreadlock baggy trousers (commonly known as "Crusties"). The alternative centre of the UK protesting about every thing with all the rainbow colours. Whole nut hessian bag lesbian vegan veggie conspiracy twats that have a march banging drums at the drop of a hat. They even wanted a rainbow level crossing in the Main Street till somebody asked what would happen if somebody got knocked down on one. A lot of rich people dressing poor as we right scruffy women. Middle aged Women with Red Hair something I don't trust about them. Cheers Arry Yup , birds with red/ blue/ orange hair, I think they do it to take your eyes away from thier rotten face 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pewit 969 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 A bird wearing apple catchers, I'd be darting as soon as I clapped eyes on them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,410 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 Moan moan, and some more, look when chaps reach my age, you will mount out as.comes along, as fer me, I'm. Happy we a mug of Horlicks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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