Turn Offs

[dai dogs 1,681]

Also facial hair and man backs are a no no for me 

[Arry 22,916]

Women with rivets in their nose, ears and eye brows. Especially the one in the centre of their nose that hang like a jew drop. Tattoos that cover almost all the skin. I am not fond of Tattoos much but when they're cover and look like Smurfs. 

Cheers Are

[wyeman 1,267]

Some fussy .......er's on this thread

[Aussie Whip 4,180]

  On 25/07/2024 at 19:01, Lenmcharristar said:

Like irn bru or ginger biscuits????

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More like red salmon.

[Aussie Whip 4,180]

Only things that turn me off are: if not human, if not female (genuine), yeah that's about it. Forgot, must be of age, 18 to 80.

[dai dogs 1,681]

  On 26/07/2024 at 07:11, Aussie Whip said:

Only things that turn me off are: if not human, if not female (genuine), yeah that's about it. Forgot, must be of age, 18 to 80.

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Beggars can’t be choosers 

[Aussie Whip 4,180]

  On 26/07/2024 at 07:08, Aussie Whip said:

More like red salmon.

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Shit, forgot I was a ginger, lol, well my beard is, my hair is skull, lol.

[Aussie Whip 4,180]

  On 26/07/2024 at 07:13, dai dogs said:

Beggars can’t be choosers 

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I'm usually beating them off with sticks, or just beating off.

[Lenmcharristar 9,961]

  On 26/07/2024 at 07:15, Aussie Whip said:

I'm usually beating them off with sticks, or just beating off.

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Ever do any aboriginals?

[iworkwhippets 12,826]

Good morning mentlegen, and what a lovely morning it is to,  put offs eh, well there must be summat wrong wi me, I would be more than happy, to assist Diane Abbott to put her shoes on the right feet

[Aussie Whip 4,180]

  On 26/07/2024 at 07:18, Lenmcharristar said:

Ever do any aboriginals?

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Only Yothu Yindi, Treaty Yeah. He was a girl wasn't he?

[tatsblisters 10,480]

  On 26/07/2024 at 06:47, Arry said:

Women with rivets in their nose, ears and eye brows. Especially the one in the centre of their nose that hang like a jew drop. Tattoos that cover almost all the skin. I am not fond of Tattoos much but when they're cover and look like Smurfs. 

Cheers Are

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Me and the wife were on holiday in Cyprus last year and a woman with a brummy accent who must have been 18 stone next to us around the pool was covered in tattoos of portraits of the characters in the series' Vikings as my old woman watched every episode of it and named them all and tbh she seemed a decent sort though she was getting a few funny looks what with it being an over 18s 4 star Hotel and she was only in her 40s.  

[mole trapper 1,694]

Tramp stamps, facial metalwork,  gobby.

[Qbgrey 4,172]

  On 26/07/2024 at 06:47, Arry said:

Women with rivets in their nose, ears and eye brows. Especially the one in the centre of their nose that hang like a jew drop. Tattoos that cover almost all the skin. I am not fond of Tattoos much but when they're cover and look like Smurfs. 

Cheers Are

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Neck tats aswell look utterly pathetic, dreadlocks and hippy clothes trying too look alternative, smelly c…s

[poxon 5,801]

Most modern women are turn offs for me with there demands and behaviour when they offer little to nothing in return only pussy as there currency of there value in a relationship I’ve watched many men and family members distroyed mentally an financially I’ve even known of lads I’ve known that have killed there selfs though women troubles leaving kids behind sad doo really! I’ve always said if I was ever put in the single position again I’m done with  relationships doors are closed to modern women an relationships the juice ain’t worth the squeeze no more