Lenmcharristar 9,587 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 5 minutes ago, dai dogs said: You have really put some thought into this one mate This mans nickname was the stool, as he supposidly has 3 legs so hes prob been around a fair bit haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 45,994 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 14 minutes ago, Wolfdog91 said: Women with no personality past looking good and sex. Like yes Jessica your a solid 10/10 and and know every move in the bed room but past that you have the personality of a glass of Luke warm tap water imma lose interest really fast Constant eye rolling A general bad attitude/ constantly combative, like don't get me wrong I love a feisty woman with a backbone but Christ if you you gonna try and argue me down over Everything Everytime ...nah I don't need it. Woman who just cake themselves in makeup. Like hell yeah put a lil icing on the cake or some bacon on the burger but holy shit that taking 4hr to do your face up and I can't even touch you ..yeah nah Being super timid and terrified of any and everything like bitch it's a frog on the side walk just walk around the lil b*****d no need to go flailing and screaming you head off. A woman who has no thoughts of her own and just agrees with everything I say is just like I need a bit of kick back other wise it's like I'm just dealing with myself Women who talk a big game then constantly back out or just don't do anything half as good as what they said , like I great...some good ole missionary dead fish sex where I gotta do all the work.... again...wooooooo Women who try to hard with he whole independent woman bullshit, then constantly wanna bitch about how hard it is Women who can't see to carry themselves with any type of standard. Like yeah I get it you tired but can you please not just go out in public in your house slippers pajamas looking like a hot pile of shit Fat chickens with a shitty ego. Like hay honey you can't be struggling to breath after walking 100' and smell like a honey baked ham that's been sweating in the Mississippi heat for a week and then be mad when I'm not madly attracted to you. If your gonna be a big bitch at least be nice and sweet and shit , the mean bitchy thing if for the skinny bitches ...even then it's annoying AF Women who just wanna party and f**k...like again....I get bored pretty quick need something else Women who just constantly dress like cheap sluts....like ok it's fine eveyone and then I guess but hell if your gonna look like a whore can you at least be like a classy one ? Wear something that's gonna let me at least wonder a bit about what's under the hood? Not just have everything out on full display like a garage sale Not being able to cook anything. Like seriously I'm asking for 5star shit but some kinda home cooked meal past chicken nuggets , Mac and cheese and a salad would be great. Health freaks......that shouldn't need much explanation O and poor hygiene/ general cleanliness the amount of women who just thave shitty hygiene and places look like a pig sty friggin ridiculous. Wash you lady bits,throw your clothes in the f***ing clothes in the washer and throw you f***ing trash away before you have to spend a day cleaning. I can see you haven’t really thought about it ! Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 1,849 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 27 minutes ago, dai dogs said: Gingers smell different but a nice different Gingers smell of wee . Great if you're into that incontinent old lady thing . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dai dogs 1,383 Posted July 25 Author Report Share Posted July 25 Wishfull thinking 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dai dogs 1,383 Posted July 25 Author Report Share Posted July 25 1 minute ago, mel b said: Gingers smell of wee . Great if you're into that incontinent old lady thing . Are you talking from experience? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfdog91 6,748 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 5 minutes ago, dai dogs said: Wishfull thinking .....ok so hear me out......a bit of both ... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 1,849 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 5 minutes ago, dai dogs said: Are you talking from experience? Definitely not ......honest . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 7,710 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 (edited) Women who laugh in my face when I show them my prized penis. Women who laugh when I apologise when I I take a blue pill. Women who say:" is that f****n it?" After what I consider a stallion's performance. Women who yawn when I am really getting into it. Women who say " not f****n again" when I need a pee. Women who don't try and hide the defibrillator they have brought with them. The list is endless. Edited July 25 by jukel123 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,325 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 1 hour ago, Wolfdog91 said: Women with no personality past looking good and sex. Like yes Jessica your a solid 10/10 and and know every move in the bed room but past that you have the personality of a glass of Luke warm tap water imma lose interest really fast Constant eye rolling A general bad attitude/ constantly combative, like don't get me wrong I love a feisty woman with a backbone but Christ if you you gonna try and argue me down over Everything Everytime ...nah I don't need it. Woman who just cake themselves in makeup. Like hell yeah put a lil icing on the cake or some bacon on the burger but holy shit that taking 4hr to do your face up and I can't even touch you ..yeah nah Being super timid and terrified of any and everything like bitch it's a frog on the side walk just walk around the lil b*****d no need to go flailing and screaming you head off. A woman who has no thoughts of her own and just agrees with everything I say is just like I need a bit of kick back other wise it's like I'm just dealing with myself Women who talk a big game then constantly back out or just don't do anything half as good as what they said , like I great...some good ole missionary dead fish sex where I gotta do all the work.... again...wooooooo Women who try to hard with he whole independent woman bullshit, then constantly wanna bitch about how hard it is Women who can't see to carry themselves with any type of standard. Like yeah I get it you tired but can you please not just go out in public in your house slippers pajamas looking like a hot pile of shit Fat chickens with a shitty ego. Like hay honey you can't be struggling to breath after walking 100' and smell like a honey baked ham that's been sweating in the Mississippi heat for a week and then be mad when I'm not madly attracted to you. If your gonna be a big bitch at least be nice and sweet and shit , the mean bitchy thing if for the skinny bitches ...even then it's annoying AF Women who just wanna party and f**k...like again....I get bored pretty quick need something else Women who just constantly dress like cheap sluts....like ok it's fine eveyone and then I guess but hell if your gonna look like a whore can you at least be like a classy one ? Wear something that's gonna let me at least wonder a bit about what's under the hood? Not just have everything out on full display like a garage sale Not being able to cook anything. Like seriously I'm asking for 5star shit but some kinda home cooked meal past chicken nuggets , Mac and cheese and a salad would be great. Health freaks......that shouldn't need much explanation O and poor hygiene/ general cleanliness the amount of women who just thave shitty hygiene and places look like a pig sty friggin ridiculous. Wash you lady bits,throw your clothes in the f***ing clothes in the washer and throw you f***ing trash away before you have to spend a day cleaning. you having a bad day........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,325 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 1 hour ago, mel b said: Gingers smell of wee . Great if you're into that incontinent old lady thing . the smell of wee&lavender puts you off then.....no wonder you gave up hampsters Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfdog91 6,748 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 16 minutes ago, ditchman said: you having a bad day........ Actually have a pretty good one , just found out there a new gun shop not 15min from the house Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackmag 6,018 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 I will take mine over most a fantastic mum shes loyal never moans about me being out with the dogs I always come home to a hot meal and clean house 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 1,849 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 6 hours ago, ditchman said: the smell of wee&lavender puts you off then.....no wonder you gave up hampsters I never said I gave up hamsters did I ?. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 8,997 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 9 hours ago, mackem said: And tattoos (forgot that one). Just can't get my head around why young attractive women want to cover them self's in tattoos and big fat women especially as they look fekin horrendous and like has been said them lip fillers ffs I just think why. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,052 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 (edited) Pure white skin with tattoos puts me off, big hairy arseholes that look like the entrance to a badger set. Fat birds with big saggy titties, blonde birds, big mouth,can’t cook. Vegans, anti hunting,any climate/ ozone change nutters,political types. Edited July 26 by Qbgrey 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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