Lenmcharristar 9,727 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 If anybody else can stick a link up go ahead Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,727 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 Just now, chartpolski said: “Tales From The Man Cave” with Chartpolski. Cheers. Got a bit of le salvager going on lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leegreen 2,153 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 I rode an Elephant in central Delhi back in 1989. I had just come out of the American Express building with my travellers cheques that I had been waiting for for days, so was buzzing anyway. Then come along this geezer on the back of a what seemed to me to be a large Elephant. I waved him over, as you do and he obliged. So riding around Connaught Place on the back of an elephant was amazing, everyone (mainly stall holders) came out to feed this majestic animal which I could see was highly worshipped. The whole journey took about 45mins or so. Cows were scared and running and people were waving at the tourist (me) as this was not a tourist thing, the Elephant was going back to the temple. The handler took me back to near my guest house in Paragung. It was at that moment I realised this little geezer wanted to charge me £16 (400 Rupees) when a days wages was around 25 Rupees! I obviously wasn't having and offered him 100, he started to make a bit of a scene, so I put the 100 in his hand and closed it. I then walked off. What was he gonna do, chase me through a crowded street on a feck off Elephant! It felt like a slow motion, knocking a cab . I was 22 years old at the time.... It would never happen again and if you have been to Delhi you would know why. So feck you Chris Packham you hypocrite, I rode and Elephant and knocked it 1 2 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 7,957 Posted July 23 Author Report Share Posted July 23 9 minutes ago, Lenmcharristar said: Time to resurrect the old northern comedian joke. "Sex with dogs! How low can you go?" "Er....I once got down to a chihuahua." I'll get my coat. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 45,123 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 41 minutes ago, chartpolski said: Have you seen me smile ? It’s not a pretty sight ! LOL ! Cheers. Trapped wind? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,261 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 23 minutes ago, leegreen said: I rode an Elephant in central Delhi back in 1989. I had just come out of the American Express building with my travellers cheques that I had been waiting for for days, so was buzzing anyway. Then come along this geezer on the back of a what seemed to me to be a large Elephant. I waved him over, as you do and he obliged. So riding around Connaught Place on the back of an elephant was amazing, everyone (mainly stall holders) came out to feed this majestic animal which I could see was highly worshipped. The whole journey took about 45mins or so. Cows were scared and running and people were waving at the tourist (me) as this was not a tourist thing, the Elephant was going back to the temple. The handler took me back to near my guest house in Paragung. It was at that moment I realised this little geezer wanted to charge me £16 (400 Rupees) when a days wages was around 25 Rupees! I obviously wasn't having and offered him 100, he started to make a bit of a scene, so I put the 100 in his hand and closed it. I then walked off. What was he gonna do, chase me through a crowded street on a feck off Elephant! It felt like a slow motion, knocking a cab . I was 22 years old at the time.... It would never happen again and if you have been to Delhi you would know why. So feck you Chris Packham you hypocrite, I rode and Elephant and knocked it I rode an elephant around Connaught place around then,and rode a cow later that day in pahar ganj,the good old days,I always say elephants are like buses and coppers. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 23,222 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 12 minutes ago, Daniel cain said: Trapped wind? I think the horse had just released some…. Hence the grimace ! LOL ! Cheers. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,539 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 1 hour ago, chartpolski said: “Tales From The Man Cave” with Chartpolski. Cheers. I’ve seen worse on YouTube , I swear some of the air gunners on it are pigeon watch members lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 23,222 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 4 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said: I’ve seen worse on YouTube , I swear some of the air gunners on it are pigeon watch members lol I’m probably more of a Bob Fleming than a Jack Hargreaves’s ! Cheers. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,240 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 1 hour ago, chartpolski said: Have you seen me smile ? It’s not a pretty sight ! LOL ! Cheers. The harsh reality of constipation Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,346 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 2 hours ago, WILF said: “Aaaaarrrooollldddd” What was that an exhibition? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leegreen 2,153 Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 On 23/07/2024 at 19:16, mackem said: I rode an elephant around Connaught place around then,and rode a cow later that day in pahar ganj,the good old days,I always say elephants are like buses and coppers. That'll be full of traffic now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Welsh_red 4,628 Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 On 23/07/2024 at 18:25, chartpolski said: Have you seen me smile ? It’s not a pretty sight ! LOL ! Cheers. Sorry 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 9,489 Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 On 23/07/2024 at 18:36, jukel123 said: Please don't tell me it was Johnny Morris star of Animal Magic, my boyhood favourite. I just couldn't take that. Johnny Morris jeezz that's a name from the past that was compulsive viewing for youngsters like me who were mad on Animals and nature and remember his voice when he used to voice over different animals. My oldest daughter takes the piss out of me saying due to loosing a fair bit of weight I look a bit like Peckham and I am a bit strange like him as well. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aussie Whip 4,092 Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 On 24/07/2024 at 03:10, Lenmcharristar said: What about that other c**t that went to australia, he was done for raping and killing dogs, raping other animals and causing harm and suffering to them, he was jailed the other day, worked for the bbc as animal presenter too ffs, another wrongen from the clan beeb Being a dog man that was the most disturbing crime I've ever heard of. I was thinking it would be an idea to tie him down in a room full of hungry ferrets and cover his face and genitals in chicken blood. In reality he just needs his throat slit. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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