jukel123 7,957 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 Chris has admitted an error of judgement......he rode an elephant whilst on holiday. Don't be too hard on yourself mate. It's a well known biological factoid that an erect penis encourages rash, conscience free, behaviour. And that a hot climate coupled with pints of alcohol stimulates the growth of metaphorical beer goggles. Unfortunately normal vision is restored in the morning, along with deep regret and embarrassment. Hey, lighten up mate, we've all been there. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 23,219 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 Ahh, the carefree days of the Raj, when the pachyderm was the Sahib’s favoured method of transport ! Cheers. 2 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pewit 970 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 3 minutes ago, chartpolski said: Ahh, the carefree days of the Raj, when the pachyderm was the Sahib’s favoured method of transport ! Cheers. Come on mate I haven't seen you crack a smile yet, surely you enjoyed that. Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 7,957 Posted July 23 Author Report Share Posted July 23 (edited) That's a small packhamderm. Edited July 23 by jukel123 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,727 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 What about that other c**t that went to australia, he was done for raping and killing dogs, raping other animals and causing harm and suffering to them, he was jailed the other day, worked for the bbc as animal presenter too ffs, another wrongen from the clan beeb 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 23,219 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 13 minutes ago, Pewit said: Come on mate I haven't seen you crack a smile yet, surely you enjoyed that. Lol Have you seen me smile ? It’s not a pretty sight ! LOL ! Cheers. 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pewit 970 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 Just now, chartpolski said: Have you seen me smile ? It’s not a pretty sight ! LOL ! Cheers. Looks more of a grimace. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mC HULL 12,238 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 3 minutes ago, Pewit said: Looks more of a grimace. the face you pull when trying to have a shit lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,643 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 5 minutes ago, chartpolski said: Have you seen me smile ? It’s not a pretty sight ! LOL ! Cheers. “Aaaaarrrooollldddd” 2 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 7,957 Posted July 23 Author Report Share Posted July 23 To be fair he was trying to process a dozen Newcie browns whilst being rolled around on that Packham chariot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 23,219 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 I may not smile much, if at all, but I’m happy in the knowledge that I bring a smile to others faces ! Cheers. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 7,957 Posted July 23 Author Report Share Posted July 23 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Lenmcharristar said: What about that other c**t that went to australia, he was done for raping and killing dogs, raping other animals and causing harm and suffering to them, he was jailed the other day, worked for the bbc as animal presenter too ffs, another wrongen from the clan beeb Please don't tell me it was Johnny Morris star of Animal Magic, my boyhood favourite. I just couldn't take that. Edited July 23 by jukel123 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,538 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 3 minutes ago, chartpolski said: I may not smile much, if at all, but I’m happy in the knowledge that I bring a smile to others faces ! Cheers. You know you could be the next Jack hargreaves . I’m not even extracting the urine , There Was a discussion on a Facebook page other day everyone wants a similar tv program to out of town . rural affairs ,bit of history and good dollop of countryside pursuits . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,727 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 7 minutes ago, jukel123 said: Please don't tell me it was Johnny Morris star of Animal Magic, my boyhood favourite. I just couldn't take that. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 23,219 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 Just now, forest of dean redneck said: You know you could be the next Jack hargreaves . I’m not even extracting the urine , There Was a discussion on a Facebook page other day everyone wants a similar tv program to out of town . rural affairs ,bit of history and good dollop of countryside pursuits . “Tales From The Man Cave” with Chartpolski. Cheers. 7 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.