forest of dean redneck 11,679 Posted June 30, 2024 Report Share Posted June 30, 2024 7 hours ago, gnipper said: That dog the bounty hunters let himself go lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,334 Posted June 30, 2024 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2024 (edited) Well I am having one of my frequent (old prostate syndrome) pisses and my Mrs of 52 years walks into the bathroom. In true white knuckle tradition I said " spit on that thang" in my best American accent. She looked at me witheringly and told me to " f**k off you old fool". And then as an afterthought she muttered something about " I'd drown it". I almost summoned up the courage to say "you can take the girl out off a Salford slum but you can't take Salford out of the girl" but I was too scared. Edited June 30, 2024 by jukel123 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,844 Posted June 30, 2024 Report Share Posted June 30, 2024 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,498 Posted July 1, 2024 Report Share Posted July 1, 2024 Thought hawk thuaw girl was last weeks news this week we,ve got the prison cell romp video 🫣 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leo Sayer 2,695 Posted July 2, 2024 Report Share Posted July 2, 2024 17 hours ago, steve66 said: Thought hawk thuaw girl was last weeks news this week we,ve got the prison cell romp video 🫣 I got the video of her doing it in the cell, wondered what it was till I seen it all over the news. Bet her mam and dad was real proud, especially doing it with two real gangsters real road men as well lol. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,334 Posted July 2, 2024 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2024 (edited) 5 hours ago, Leo Sayer said: I got the video of her doing it in the cell, wondered what it was till I seen it all over the news. Bet her mam and dad was real proud, especially doing it with two real gangsters real road men as well lol. Brings a whole new meaning to slopping out. "Wake up lads, time to get your rocks off, the slop bucket is on the landing". Edited July 2, 2024 by jukel123 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,949 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 On 28/06/2024 at 15:01, mackem said: Video just came out of Wandsworth female officer getting shagged by an inmate while another films. Wandsworth: Ex-prison officer jailed over sex with inmate WWW.BBC.COM Linda De Sousa Abreu, 30, had pleaded guilty to misconduct in public office in July. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,679 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Bet they will be lining up to go on her wing lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goly 784 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 1 hour ago, mackem said: Wandsworth: Ex-prison officer jailed over sex with inmate WWW.BBC.COM Linda De Sousa Abreu, 30, had pleaded guilty to misconduct in public office in July. What nick is she in? Are they after any officers? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,498 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Part two, the lesbo romp will be out next week 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,178 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Slag, slut, mutt and what the fuuck is she doing working in a men’s prison? Since when was it a good idea to put a young woman near locked up blokes? WTF is she gonna do if it kicks off! Fuuck me sideways, SCUM would’ve been a different film with her as a gaffer! I can just picture her now as a camp guard for the SS in the Great Escape Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,949 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 30 minutes ago, steve66 said: Part two, the lesbo romp will be out next week Strewth,I can imagine it now..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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