jukel123 8,198 Posted June 28, 2024 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 13 minutes ago, mackem said: Is that her taking abreak from the carnivorous, paedophile ring? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,198 Posted June 28, 2024 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 8 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: its brought back some memmories of my youth talking of debauchery, the only time i can remember of my encounter of debauch, was in heaton park lancashire, on a boating lake with doris she was a stunner, all the lads wanted her, but i copt for her, anyways back to the boating lake, i moored up on some banking, i stripped her of and got stuck in, all of a sudden she broke wind, it nearly took my hand off. eh, im going fer a lie down now its put me out the thoughts Heaton Park was my go to place. Underneath the rhododendron bushes. Lol I used to fish and frog there as a kid. They also had a little zoo with foxes, wallabies, and varieties of pheasant. It was a great escape from the dirt and pollution from Salford and Manchester. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,472 Posted June 28, 2024 Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 16 minutes ago, shaaark said: Perhaps it's a 'friendship' ring? The con was putting his pecker in her friendship ring 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,198 Posted June 28, 2024 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 (edited) 45 minutes ago, mel b said: The con was putting his pecker in her friendship ring Good to read I'm not the only one with a miniscule pecker. Edited June 28, 2024 by jukel123 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eastcoast 4,138 Posted June 28, 2024 Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 All of her lovers all talk of her notes And the flowers that they never sent And wasn't she easy? Isn't she pretty in pink? The one who is insists he was first in the line Is the last to remember her name He's walking around in this dress that she wore She's gone but the joke's the same 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,724 Posted June 28, 2024 Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 4 minutes ago, eastcoast said: All of her lovers all talk of her notes And the flowers that they never sent And wasn't she easy? Isn't she pretty in pink? The one who is insists he was first in the line Is the last to remember her name He's walking around in this dress that she wore She's gone but the joke's the same Ladies of easy virtue. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eastcoast 4,138 Posted June 28, 2024 Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 (edited) 8 minutes ago, mackem said: Ladies of easy virtue. Or desperate to be appreciated and valued and dare say it loved. Making the wrong choices with the wrong Edited June 28, 2024 by eastcoast 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,724 Posted June 28, 2024 Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 3 minutes ago, eastcoast said: Or desperate to be appreciated and valued and dare say it loved. You only get that empathy with age,experience and wisdom,but your right. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,198 Posted June 28, 2024 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 4 minutes ago, mackem said: Ladies of easy virtue. More tales of when I was a kid in Salford in the fifties......... There were many 'ladies of easy virtue' who plied their trade in two seamens' pubs barely two hundred yards apart from my house. Think of Lily Savage and you've got them to a tee. My mother told me never to look down on them, they were just doing their best to survive. Many were widows or whose husbands had disappeared. There was a 'pro' who I used to babysit for. She was Irish and had been deserted by her husband. She was a lovely woman..do anything for anybody if you'll forgive the pun. She had a hard life but really looked after her kids. She was a generous payer when it came to babysitting too. Unfortunately she sometimes got beaten up and I'd come home from school to find her weeping with a black eye or whatever with my mother comforting her. She used to say her lips were only for her kids, with the implication that everything else was for sale. She had a few punters who she trusted to bring home and if I was in her house she would say " give him a few pennies so he'll go home" . Another good earner. I think I may have been living off immoral earnings.lol 3 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,724 Posted June 28, 2024 Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 1 minute ago, jukel123 said: More tales of when I was a kid in Salford in the fifties......... There were many 'ladies of easy virtue' who plied their trade in two seamens' pubs barely two hundred yards apart from my house. Think of Lily Savage and you've got them to a tee. My mother told me never to look down on them, they were just doing their best to survive. Many were widows or whose husbands had disappeared. There was a 'pro' who I used to babysit for. She was Irish and had been deserted by her husband. She was a lovely woman..do anything for anybody if you'll forgive the pun. She had a hard life but really looked after her kids. She was a generous payer when it came to babysitting too. Unfortunately she sometimes got beaten up and I'd come home from school to find her weeping with a black eye or whatever with my mother comforting her. She used to say her lips were only for her kids, with the implication that everything else was for sale. She had a few punters who she trusted to bring home and if I was in her house she would say " give him a few pennies so he'll go home" . Another good earner. I think I may have been living off immoral earnings.lol I wonder how her story panned out,hope her children did her proud,can’t blame anyone for doing whatever for the betterment of their children’s lives. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bakerboy 4,736 Posted June 28, 2024 Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 22 minutes ago, mackem said: Ladies of easy virtue. Im sure it was Psychedelic furs 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,198 Posted June 28, 2024 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 1 minute ago, mackem said: I wonder how her story panned out,hope her children did her proud,can’t blame anyone for doing whatever for the betterment of their children’s lives. I lost contact with her . But I did hear her eldest boy had become a headteacher. How he did that with that background is beyond me. But fair play. I bet his empathy levels for kids having a rough time was through the roof. 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,724 Posted June 28, 2024 Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 4 minutes ago, jukel123 said: I bet his empathy levels for kids having a rough time was through the roof. I would like to think so mate,and his mam will have felt it was all worthwhile. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 6,120 Posted June 28, 2024 Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 Life can be hard when you've got everything that's important, let alone when you can't feed your kids properly. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,831 Posted June 28, 2024 Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 1 hour ago, eastcoast said: All of her lovers all talk of her notes And the flowers that they never sent And wasn't she easy? Isn't she pretty in pink? The one who is insists he was first in the line Is the last to remember her name He's walking around in this dress that she wore She's gone but the joke's the same Love that song. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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