forest of dean redneck 11,588 Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 7 hours ago, gnipper said: That dog the bounty hunters let himself go lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 7,957 Posted June 30 Author Report Share Posted June 30 (edited) Well I am having one of my frequent (old prostate syndrome) pisses and my Mrs of 52 years walks into the bathroom. In true white knuckle tradition I said " spit on that thang" in my best American accent. She looked at me witheringly and told me to " f**k off you old fool". And then as an afterthought she muttered something about " I'd drown it". I almost summoned up the courage to say "you can take the girl out off a Salford slum but you can't take Salford out of the girl" but I was too scared. Edited June 30 by jukel123 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,436 Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 Thought hawk thuaw girl was last weeks news this week we,ve got the prison cell romp video 🫣 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leo Sayer 2,430 Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 17 hours ago, steve66 said: Thought hawk thuaw girl was last weeks news this week we,ve got the prison cell romp video 🫣 I got the video of her doing it in the cell, wondered what it was till I seen it all over the news. Bet her mam and dad was real proud, especially doing it with two real gangsters real road men as well lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 7,957 Posted July 2 Author Report Share Posted July 2 (edited) 5 hours ago, Leo Sayer said: I got the video of her doing it in the cell, wondered what it was till I seen it all over the news. Bet her mam and dad was real proud, especially doing it with two real gangsters real road men as well lol. Brings a whole new meaning to slopping out. "Wake up lads, time to get your rocks off, the slop bucket is on the landing". Edited July 2 by jukel123 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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