jukel123 7,957 Posted June 29 Author Report Share Posted June 29 5 minutes ago, mushroom said: That's the worst thing... Sat in work and something will trigger a memory from years ago and I'll let out an audible "kinell" You ever watched Curb Your Enthusiasm? The main character,Larry David, is Alan Partridge on speed. In America they talk about a 'Larry David' moment. My life has been full of them. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,768 Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 My younger daughter has one of the most howling sense of humour's ever !…….her gay mate just randomly sends her funny pictures from absolute screamers who hit on him on the gay dating apps. We can be sitting eating our dinner and she will get a message, burst out laughing and produce a picture of some fat, 5’6” middle age bloke, dressed in a crotch less leotard with glitter sprayed on his erect cock ! All sat crying our eyes out laughing at the dinner table and my wife saying “you lot are not normal !” Lol He was just round there, and his neighbour has been asking him to go round and piss on him for €100 so I says “Here Ted, tell your neighbour I’ll piss on him for a hundred quid or €150 after 6 o’clock and at weekends !” He is like “Oh please, f***ing hell, blokes driving me mad !” Lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,819 Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 19 minutes ago, WILF said: My younger daughter has one of the most howling sense of humour's ever !…….her gay mate just randomly sends her funny pictures from absolute screamers who hit on him on the gay dating apps. We can be sitting eating our dinner and she will get a message, burst out laughing and produce a picture of some fat, 5’6” middle age bloke, dressed in a crotch less leotard with glitter sprayed on his erect cock ! All sat crying our eyes out laughing at the dinner table and my wife saying “you lot are not normal !” Lol He was just round there, and his neighbour has been asking him to go round and piss on him for €100 so I says “Here Ted, tell your neighbour I’ll piss on him for a hundred quid or €150 after 6 o’clock and at weekends !” He is like “Oh please, f***ing hell, blokes driving me mad !” Lol that's the last thing I'd want to see especially over dinner 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,768 Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 5 minutes ago, greg64 said: that's the last thing I'd want to see especially over dinner Are you sure ? Lol lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,819 Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 Just now, WILF said: Are you sure ? Lol lol positive 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,768 Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 Just now, greg64 said: positive What about if we just blanked out the bloke in the leotard and left the glittery cock ? Lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,819 Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 Just now, WILF said: What about if we just blanked out the bloke in the leotard and left the glittery cock ? Lol nah 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,588 Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 2 hours ago, mushroom said: I still do daft sh!t and wake up cringing! only 2 hours ago did I wake, clutching my brow, proclaiming.... why? Wasn't sending a pic in a crotch less leotard with glitter on your hard on was it ?lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,893 Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 2 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said: Wasn't sending a pic in a crotch less leotard with glitter on your hard on was it ?lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,326 Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 5 hours ago, WILF said: My younger daughter has one of the most howling sense of humour's ever !…….her gay mate just randomly sends her funny pictures from absolute screamers who hit on him on the gay dating apps. We can be sitting eating our dinner and she will get a message, burst out laughing and produce a picture of some fat, 5’6” middle age bloke, dressed in a crotch less leotard with glitter sprayed on his erect cock ! All sat crying our eyes out laughing at the dinner table and my wife saying “you lot are not normal !” Lol He was just round there, and his neighbour has been asking him to go round and piss on him for €100 so I says “Here Ted, tell your neighbour I’ll piss on him for a hundred quid or €150 after 6 o’clock and at weekends !” He is like “Oh please, f***ing hell, blokes driving me mad !” Lol Don't kink shame us . It's just good clean fun , and perfectly natural. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,893 Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 (edited) Who else is tempted to msg “merseysidemadness” on Telegram? Edited June 29 by mushroom 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,459 Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 All that fuss about it and she's probably never even done it. It's the trouts that get nailed by 500 + random wangs in a day I'd be worried about when they're older and their poor kids. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pesky1972 5,222 Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 Men and women…, or whatever they’re calling themselves this week, walking naked through the streets of Toronto in a gay pride parade. We’re expected to fall into line and accept or even celebrate these people and so make this an acceptable norm. I’m sorry, but I can’t and won’t. It’s not the society I grew up in nor one I ever want to live in. It feels (literally) like the emperor’s new clothes, where we can all see what’s going on but are afraid to say it for fear of repercussion. Get these weirdos off the streets. x.com X.COM 5 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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