jukel123 7,955 Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 (edited) A reliability of Boris's promises, not least sexual withdrawal. A bestiary of racist Rochdale child rapists. A feckedness of Bird's back. An itinerance of Mackems. A monochromeness of Wilf's racial preferences. An idiocy of McHull's boxing opinions. A money laundrette of Turkish barbers. As lost as an idle Turkish barber without his mobile phone. An irony of viciousness and hypocrisy of our last two female home A chip the size of the cheddar gorge on Jukel's shoulder. As silent as the class- cleansed Stretford End. A sincerity of door stepping politicians. A panic of politicians reckless enough to doorstep Mrs Jukel. As stoically sad as a passed around lurcher. A slinking of lurchers. A belligerent fury of tethered earth dogs. A parasitism of priests, vicars and bishops. A brassed neck of priests,vicars and bishops. A pisstake of CEOs A sewer of privatised water chiefs. A Victor Meldrewness of THL General Old lags. As transparent as Man City's financial affairs. An excess of BBC presenters' salaries. As deludedly optimistic as a Scotland team supporter. As been _around_ the_ block_ as_ Camilla. Any more? Edited August 11 by jukel123 1 7 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hot dog 133 Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 What are you injecting.? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 25,818 Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 I think Greyman should have got a mention...either his involvement with cats...or narrow boats.. Ie....a Marina of Greymen...or a lock....you get the drift...no pun intended... Or feline .....a wisker of greymen...a pride... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,555 Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 A measurement of Birds A pie shop of Tomos An articulation of Charts A stupidity of Hulls A knowall of Wilfs An argie bargie of Greymen A bevvy of stewies A geezer of gnashers 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 22,683 Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 5 hours ago, Astanley said: A measurement of Birds A pie shop of Tomos An articulation of Charts A stupidity of Hulls A knowall of Wilfs An argie bargie of Greymen A bevvy of stewies A geezer of gnashers “A sardony of Stanley’s”. Cheers. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 25,818 Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 A fingering of socks... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 22,683 Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 “An exaggeration of daywalkers”. ”A skulking of lampers”. Cheers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 22,683 Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 “An annihilation of anti’s”. Cheers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 7,955 Posted June 19 Author Report Share Posted June 19 A 'Harry'....... a royal outcross. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 7,955 Posted June 19 Author Report Share Posted June 19 A 'Starmer'......f**k knows? Who knows? 'He played a Starmer.' Completely anonymous. Missing,useless. "What a f***ing Starmer!" A wanker. An arsehole. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,667 Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 A fractiousness of Francies. A seethingness of Bangers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 22,683 Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 I’m sorry, but it’s just got to be; ”A conspiracy of Scotty’s” ! LOL ! Cheers. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 15,440 Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 A victimhood of scousers 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eastcoast 4,061 Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 All work related but: A flood of plumbers A shock of electricians A narcotic of ceiling fixers A graft of ground workers A slumber of painters An angst of apprentices A bumble of builders A confusion of clients A duplicity of quantity surveyors 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hot dog 133 Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 A forum of faggots Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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