Naive

[Bangersanmash 2,955]

39 minutes ago, WILF said:

Few years ago when visiting back in England me and my boy was having a kick about in the park and there was this horrible looking little Paki c**t hanging about at a bottle neck between some tennis courts.

A lot of women walk their dogs there in the evening and this geezer looked a bit odd in his manner, so I went over to him and said “Oi, what you up to?” 
He gave it all the the “No speak English” and all that caper so I told him to f**k off out of it pretty firmly which he seemed to understand just fine, I walked him out of the park and he went in his way.

Thinking that I better do the right thing and be a stand up citizen and that it was worthy of reporting, I phoned that 101…….20 minutes that phone rang for, no answer !!

Gave up !……waste of f***ing time.

You’d be better phoning 999 and tell them you are witnessing a racially motivated attack, they’d be there like SWAT ! 

It's shocking how the law seem to stick up for them. The woman on 101 was making any excuse up what he could be there doing. Wife ended up putting phone down on her.. lol 

[chartpolski 23,934]

An absolutely true story;

Many years ago my wife and I were invited to a party at the Golden Eagle Marine bar at the American Embassy in Saudi by our daughters then fiancé who was a gunnery sergeant  with the marines.

Anyway, a Saudi was pestering my daughter for a dance so she waited for a break in the music and in a very load voice said to him “this is my father and this is my fiancé and if you don’t leave, they WILL hurt you ! Now f**k off ! “

Everyone looked at him and laughed and he beat a hasty retreat. 
A feisty lady, was my daughter !

Cheers.

[neil82 1,080]

The cnuts are quite happy to live in camps over the channel waiting for the opportunity to come over here, round them up and stick them in the many old military camps we have all over the country (preferably northern scotland, sorry jocks), if they don`t like it fcuk off home, burn the camp in protest then they live in the ashes. One very big fact people forget is NO-ONE has the right to enter a country if that country does not want them, same for leaving a country, a passport is a privilage, not a right, I follow appeals that are posted on line and immigration appeals must cost 6 figure sums for each one, they go on and on until they get a lefty judge and then the home office backs down and lets them stay here, all this is paid for by us stupid taxpayers, this will end up with more violent protests than have ever been seen soon.

[Wolfdog91 7,182]

The rock in the middle of the path is a common deal. Putting a baby carrier or stroller in the middle of the road is something people will do to target women specifically too. Also been a trend of women getting kidnapped after someone gives them a rose that's been powdered with some kinda knock out drug, smell the flower ..you get the rest. 

 

[jukel123 8,243]

53 minutes ago, Wolfdog91 said:

The rock in the middle of the path is a common deal. Putting a baby carrier or stroller in the middle of the road is something people will do to target women specifically too. Also been a trend of women getting kidnapped after someone gives them a rose that's been powdered with some kinda knock out drug, smell the flower ..you get the rest. 

 

What's the cost and shipping on one of those fake roses with the knockout fragrance? Asking for a friend.

[WILF 47,183]

6 hours ago, jukel123 said:

What's the cost and shipping on one of those fake roses with the knockout fragrance? Asking for a friend.

Show them a few of me and you’s conversations about politics mate, they will be out like a light ! Lol 

[mackem 26,792]

7 hours ago, Wolfdog91 said:

that's been powdered with some kinda knock out drug, smell the flower ..you get the rest. 

Scopolomine.

[jukel123 8,243]

29 minutes ago, WILF said:

Show them a few of me and you’s conversations about politics mate, they will be out like a light ! Lol 

Me and the Mrs have agreed not to talk about politics and I've promised not to write about my twisted,  class warrior, chip_ on_ my _shoulder opinions on here. It just pisses people off. People get enough earache in real life without it on here.

The reason I wanted the knockout roses was to get a little relief from the earache my Mrs gives me. You have my word it was not for any perverted sexual gratification. I get plenty of that from escortsforpensioners.com. You get special rates as long as you display your bus pass. I could lend you my bus pass if you want, they never look at the photograph. Let me know.

 

Edited June 14, 2024 by jukel123

[jukel123 8,243]

3 minutes ago, mackem said:

Scopolomine.

The voice of experience.

[mackem 26,792]

Just now, jukel123 said:

The voice of experience.

You would be surprised what I know.

[jukel123 8,243]

2 minutes ago, mackem said:

You would be surprised what I know.

I am afraid of what you know!

[Qbgrey 4,097]

Recently been hammered for inheritance tax, land gain tax, so I’m not happy about paying tax that does not benefit my people, why should we pay for foreigners who bring nothing to our tax system  only rape it. If you take out more than you put in you don’t need to be Steven hawkings to see what will happen . 

[Greyman 28,590]

21 hours ago, Wolfdog91 said:

The rock in the middle of the path is a common deal. Putting a baby carrier or stroller in the middle of the road is something people will do to target women specifically too. Also been a trend of women getting kidnapped after someone gives them a rose that's been powdered with some kinda knock out drug, smell the flower ..you get the rest. 

 

That’s ditch,s socks they rub them in lol

[Greyman 28,590]

13 hours ago, mackem said:

You would be surprised what I know.

Steady don’t let the mask slip 

[mackem 26,792]

3 minutes ago, Greyman said:

Steady don’t let the mask slip