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We’ve just had the nuclear/attack alert sirens going off like mental. I’m working from home and just stood there like a nob thinking oh Fuuck…. Sees my neighbour on his balcony and asked wtf is going on… turns out they’ve sent one of them alerts out (I never got it) saying there’s going to be a drill. Then it got me thinking that if it was real, they haven’t even told us what we’d need to do, where to go etc lol :blink: What’s the fuucking point then? Hey up people you’re gonna be incinerated in 3, 2, 1 :laugh: 

Bet there’s a few sticky tourist bums about the now lol

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1 minute ago, Arry said:

You have to get under the kitchen table like they told us in the sixties Lol.

Cheers Arry

 

Incoming ICBM…. Don’t panic, your IKEA table will withstand the onslaught ;)

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9 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Incoming ICBM…. Don’t panic, your IKEA table will withstand the onslaught ;)

We didn't have IKEA back in the day, we had proper British tables 😁

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7 minutes ago, mackem said:

I know where there’s an empty nuclear bunker,small use to you in Spain however,your f****d R.I.P 

 

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Bet you've got that in your garden 

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Andrew Bridgen already saying we are at war with Russia and Rishi has brought the GE forward so he's not in charge when its officially announced. National service, preparedness message from the government, emergency alarms tested on phones, NATO "training" on the Russian border etc.  Bridgen is a bit "out there" but he's not like the rest of the sheep in government so who knows.

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Just to be clear this wasn’t the alarm on the phone. This was an actual air raid type siren. First time I’ve heard in 10years.

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57 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Just to be clear this wasn’t the alarm on the phone. This was an actual air raid type siren. First time I’ve heard in 10years.

Where is the alarm situated? Do u reckon they got them across the uk 

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10 minutes ago, Welsh_red said:

Where is the alarm situated? Do u reckon they got them across the uk 

Got one in Avonmouth Bristol goes off on the 3rd of every month @ 3pm its for a emergency on the docks but can be heard for miles around. 

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2 hours ago, Welsh_red said:

Where is the alarm situated? Do u reckon they got them across the uk 

Not sure where they have the sirens mate and no idea about Blighty… I’m in Barcelona

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