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i am the undertaker 1 Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 very good whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? a hooker can wash her crack and sell it again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tote 854 Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 What's the difference between an oven and a fanny? An oven doesn't fart when you take the meat out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimmy0211 2 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 (edited) A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says "I'll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it." The guy thinks for a second and says. "Well one, I like to keep my money in my pants, two I like to watch my money grow, and three I want to see how fast my wife can blow a $100. A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn’t recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith’s?" "Why, yes I am... How did you know?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..." there once was a guy who meet a women in a bar they hanged out and got drunk the lady asks the guy if he would like to go back to her place the guy said yes so off they went once the door opened bam they started to go at it they reached the bed half way naked the guy is doing it and there was a picture of a man ontop of the bed and will there still in the action they guy asks who is that guy right there in the picture the guy asks is that your boyfriend? she says no is that your brother? she says no is that your dad? she says no so the guys asks her well who is it? she says thats me before my surgery!!!! Edited May 30, 2008 by jimmy0211 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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