collie/grey 238 Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs? A clit round the ear, a flap across the face, and a crack on the head. Twinkle twinkle massive knob, mary likes it in her gob, but when she feels that certain twitch, she pulls it out the spiteful bitch! 8 ways VODKA is better for you than a PENIS 1 vodka is always stiff 2 it doesn't look smaller when it's cold 3 it lasts as long as you want 4 it doesn't poke you in the back in the mornings, demanding attention 5 you don't care how far it goes down your throat 6 you can have as many as you like without being easy 7 you can enjoy vodka in front of your mum 8 vodka is always a pleasure to swallow Why is sex like bungee jumping? It's over in no time and if the rubber breaks your in trouble. Hey don't say anything, but guess who's still together after all the shit that's been between them? Your asscheeks!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alvaflyer 0 Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 lol liked them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
collie/grey 238 Posted February 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 lol liked them Ey they are good uns. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stork 1 Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Brill jokes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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moxy 617 Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Nice one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Quality! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jackthedog 0 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 very good whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? a hooker can wash her crack and sell it again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FJager 0 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Very good, I do think number 6 is debatabul though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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collie/grey 238 Posted February 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Very good, I do think number 6 is debatabul though. Why do you say that? I agree with all of em!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FJager 0 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Too many Vodkas can make some very easy, just a joke, please don't take the comment seriously. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
collie/grey 238 Posted February 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 Too many Vodkas can make some very easy, just a joke, please don't take the comment seriously. Now that's naughty!!!!! I aint took it seriously. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FJager 0 Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 Good stuff then! Great jokes! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
collie/grey 238 Posted February 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 Ey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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