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What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?

 

A clit round the ear, a flap across the face, and a crack on the head.

 

Twinkle twinkle massive knob, mary likes it in her gob, but when she feels that certain twitch, she pulls it out the spiteful bitch!

 

8 ways VODKA is better for you than a PENIS

1 vodka is always stiff

2 it doesn't look smaller when it's cold

3 it lasts as long as you want

4 it doesn't poke you in the back in the mornings, demanding attention

5 you don't care how far it goes down your throat

6 you can have as many as you like without being easy

7 you can enjoy vodka in front of your mum

8 vodka is always a pleasure to swallow

 

Why is sex like bungee jumping?

 

It's over in no time and if the rubber breaks your in trouble.

 

Hey don't say anything, but guess who's still together after all the shit that's been between them?

 

Your asscheeks!!!!!!!

 

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