Atmospheric drift

[Black neck 16,049]

55 minutes ago, low plains drifter said:

Curmudgeons?

Yeah there getting into the winter wheat summat shocking 

[low plains drifter 10,666]

1 hour ago, Black neck said:

Yeah there getting into the winter wheat summat shocking 

We haven't got winter wheat, I hear one of the local farmers is growing fieldfuls of wild flowers for the next few year, there'll be hell on at Lidl and Aldi when the custard creams run out, wetsuits, monkey wrenches, and Chinese chainsaws just won't fill the gap, you know?

 

Edited May 3, 2024 by low plains drifter
Broken ankles and a pound of sausages

[shaaark 10,878]

2 hours ago, low plains drifter said:

We haven't got winter wheat, I hear one of the local farmers is growing fieldfuls of wild flowers for the next few year, there'll be hell on at Lidl and Aldi when the custard creams run out, wetsuits, monkey wrenches, and Chinese chainsaws just won't fill the gap, you know?

 

Can't beat a lump o hairy bacon, ........... as long as it's not attached to a curmudgeon. 

[Black neck 16,049]

1 hour ago, shaaark said:

Can't beat a lump o hairy bacon, ........... as long as it's not attached to a curmudgeon. 

Alas I packed in my day job and moved in wi.melinda messenger 

[shaaark 10,878]

3 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Alas I packed in my day job and moved in wi.melinda messenger 

Serious post this, blacky.

A mate of mine who was working in the channel Islands about 20 years ago, slipped her a few lengths.

100% guaranteed.

Don't know if you're 'serious' with this woman? 

[Black neck 16,049]

Just now, shaaark said:

Serious post this, blacky.

A mate of mine who was working in the channel Islands about 20 years ago, slipped her a few lengths.

100% guaranteed.

Don't know if you're 'serious' with this woman? 

Well none on us got where we are today without gerrin slipped a few lengths furg

[TOMO 26,441]

6 hours ago, low plains drifter said:

Curmudgeons?

Had a good longdog that could tek um singing handed ....they squeal like the very Devil though...need a strong wrist though to brek there flippers

[shaaark 10,878]

6 minutes ago, TOMO said:

Had a good longdog that could tek um singing handed 

Sulkiki cross?

[shaaark 10,878]

16 minutes ago, TOMO said:

need a strong wrist though to brek there flippers

Maybe a bit of bull blood, for jaw strength, strength of jaw, give em a bit of jaw, knows worroy means, bloke?! 

[Black neck 16,049]

42 minutes ago, TOMO said:

Had a good longdog that could tek um singing handed ....they squeal like the very Devil though...need a strong wrist though to brek there flippers

I'm calling bs

[shaaark 10,878]

1 hour ago, Black neck said:

I'm calling bs

Who the f**k is bs?!

[Black neck 16,049]

5 hours ago, shaaark said:

Who the f**k is bs?!

Brian shaw

[Penda 3,341]

What in Christ's name is all this palaver 

[Black neck 16,049]

2 hours ago, Penda said:

What in Christ's name is all this palaver 

Paroxysums of rage I'll wager

[TOMO 26,441]

12 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Paroxysums of rage I'll wager

Paroxysums...Yeh same bitch took them single handed an all...the slop just med um easier mind