gaz 284 Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 A little guy is sat at the bar,when all of a sudden a big b*****d of a thug smacks him in the face and says"thats KUNG FU from japan",a bit later the big thug smacks him again and says "thats KARATE fom korea",the little guy gets up and leaves the bar,a short time later he comes back and smacks the thug knocking him out cold and then turns to the barman and says "when that c**t wakes up,tell him THATS A f****n SHOVEL FROM B&Q!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stork 1 Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 I never new B&Q made them that strong Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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jackthedog 0 Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 two fleas on a fanny. one is a burglar. one is a junkie. how do u tell them apart? the burglar is hiding in the bush. and the junkie is sniffing the crack Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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wilba1985 0 Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 A little guy is sat at the bar,when all of a sudden a big b*****d of a thug smacks him in the face and says"thats KUNG FU from japan",a bit later the big thug smacks him again and says "thats KARATE fom korea",the little guy gets up and leaves the bar,a short time later he comes back and smacks the thug knocking him out cold and then turns to the barman and says "when that c**t wakes up,tell him THATS A f****n SHOVEL FROM B&Q!!! thats a cracker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AIRGUNNER 1 Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 two fleas on a fanny. one is a burglar. one is a junkie. how do u tell them apart? the burglar is hiding in the bush. and the junkie is sniffing the crack :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamper12 30 Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 A little guy is sat at the bar,when all of a sudden a big b*****d of a thug smacks him in the face and says"thats KUNG FU from japan",a bit later the big thug smacks him again and says "thats KARATE fom korea",the little guy gets up and leaves the bar,a short time later he comes back and smacks the thug knocking him out cold and then turns to the barman and says "when that c**t wakes up,tell him THATS A f****n SHOVEL FROM B&Q!!! i applied for a job today at the mental hospital,& they said i needed at least 24 hours experiance with a retard. so i wondered if i could knock about with you tommorow... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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