Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Guy driving down the road one night and he runs down three black men. The first black man comes through the windscreen, the second one lands on the bonnet, the third black guy lands some 200 yards up the road. Cops come on the scene and the driver of the car is in a horrid state, calm down says the cop, everything is ok. The driver is amazed when the cop tells him that charges will be brought against the three black men, what charges asked the driver?? Well the first guy who came through the window will be charged with breaking an entry, the guy who damaged your bonnet will be done for criminal damage, and the guy who landed 200 yards up the road will be done for…….. Wait for it…… Scroll down Leaving the scene of an accident. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sambo123 593 Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 lol.hope theres no black people on this site! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted February 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Lets hope they have a sence of humor Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Leaving the scene of an accident. :laugh: Absolutely f*cking pissed myself!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AIRGUNNER 1 Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 heard it before but its still good none the less. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paddy.t 5 Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 heard that befor about our asian freinds, still great non the less Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rabitin girl 16 Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 :clapper: good one Nowt wrong with blacks ........................every home should have one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted February 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 :clapper: good one Nowt wrong with blacks ........................every home should have one PMSL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Knifebar 0 Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 JOKE Black man walks into a pub with a parrot on his shoulder, barman comes over and says where did ya get that. Parrot says Africa theres millions of them. How do ya keep a Scot busy for the afternoon, Write P.T.O. on both sides of a piece of paper and give it to him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted February 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 JOKE Black man walks into a pub with a parrot on his shoulder, barman comes over and says where did ya get that. Parrot says Africa theres millions of them. class How do ya keep a Scot busy for the afternoon, Write P.T.O. on both sides of a piece of paper and give it to him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stork 1 Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Got up this morning and there was a black coffin outside my door................so i gave him a packet of lockets and told him to fuuck off!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shooter32 0 Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 LMAO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,052 Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 i was telling that joke 30 years ago the old ones are the best Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted February 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Got up this morning and there was a black coffin outside my door................so i gave him a packet of lockets and told him to fuuck off!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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