CITB CSCS CARDS

[mel b 2,620]

9 hours ago, tatsblisters said:

I agree with STIFFMEISTER on this after seeing a few work accidents over the years working down the pit and in construction and demolition accidents that could have been avoided if people had just used a bit of common sense. I am having trouble at work with being appointed the health and safety officer with an idiot who continues to use his phone wile operating a fork truck despite numerous warnings and if I had my way I would sack the feker before he twats some one with it. 

Just withdraw his written authorisation to drive the flt . It's what I used to do when I was a flt instructor in my last job.

Some of the idiots would knock walls down for a laugh , and one retard drove a forklift off a loading bay for a bet that he had with his twin brother . The idiot wrote off the forklift , and almost died.

 

[steve t 943]

Common sense been gone for years. I remember one job as an apprentice in about 1986 we had to go and build a overhead gantry to move a electric motor that was to heavy to lift at the bbc. We turn up motor in a tiny room right in way. Me and my mate lifted the motor put it where it was to go built gantry and put motor back in middle of room because we'd of been in trouble if anyone found we'd moved motor as it was over a certain weight

[DIDO.1 22,844]

17 hours ago, mel b said:

Just withdraw his written authorisation to drive the flt . It's what I used to do when I was a flt instructor in my last job.

Some of the idiots would knock walls down for a laugh , and one retard drove a forklift off a loading bay for a bet that he had with his twin brother . The idiot wrote off the forklift , and almost died.

 

That bloke sounds like an absolute legend. 

If you were at a party would you rather be drinking with the man who tried to jump a forklift and nearly died or the man saying 'you see love I'm in charge of health and safety and if anyone crosses me I have the power to withdraw authorization'. 

I bet forklift man does more shagging than you. 

[tatsblisters 10,068]

34 minutes ago, DIDO.1 said:

That bloke sounds like an absolute legend. 

If you were at a party would you rather be drinking with the man who tried to jump a forklift and nearly died or the man saying 'you see love I'm in charge of health and safety and if anyone crosses me I have the power to withdraw authorization'. 

I bet forklift man does more shagging than you. 

Don't think you would want the clown working for you though mate with reckless behaviour like that .

[Qbgrey 4,114]

46 minutes ago, DIDO.1 said:

That bloke sounds like an absolute legend. 

If you were at a party would you rather be drinking with the man who tried to jump a forklift and nearly died or the man saying 'you see love I'm in charge of health and safety and if anyone crosses me I have the power to withdraw authorization'. 

I bet forklift man does more shagging than you. 

Difficult shagging when your in a wheelchair with no feeling on the mast area.

[mackem 27,023]

57 minutes ago, DIDO.1 said:

That bloke sounds like an absolute legend. 

If you were at a party would you rather be drinking with the man who tried to jump a forklift and nearly died or the man saying 'you see love I'm in charge of health and safety 

It's a shallow life lived without scars el matador ingles. 

[tatsblisters 10,068]

1 hour ago, mackem said:

It's a shallow life lived without scars el matador ingles. 

A few i have got from poaching incidents people have thought i weren't the full ticket . I think they were right.lol

[mackem 27,023]

4 hours ago, tatsblisters said:

A few i have got from poaching incidents people have thought i weren't the full ticket . I think they were right.lol

I nearly fell of the top of a bus shelter in central London earlier today,we don’t always do a risk assessment beforehand on something that seems a good idea at the time.

[Bakerboy 4,736]

1 hour ago, mackem said:

I nearly fell of the top of a bus shelter in central London earlier today,we don’t always do a risk assessment beforehand on something that seems a good idea at the time.

You been at the free Palastine march again

[mackem 27,023]

42 minutes ago, Bakerboy said:

You been at the free Palastine march again

You know me too well,It’s been a strange day and this time no-one tried to beat me up and the cops were exceptionally civil as they thought I was one of the enemy.

[mel b 2,620]

10 hours ago, DIDO.1 said:

That bloke sounds like an absolute legend. 

If you were at a party would you rather be drinking with the man who tried to jump a forklift and nearly died or the man saying 'you see love I'm in charge of health and safety and if anyone crosses me I have the power to withdraw authorization'. 

I bet forklift man does more shagging than you. 

Forklift man and his twin brother haven't been shagging anybody for the last few years . They were a real pair of inbred retards , and got banged up for dealing coke . They're probably tugging each other off as I type .

The place where I was working at the time , had about six or eight forklifts running 24/7 . The damage and accidents got so ridiculous in the end , that the whole factory had cameras fitted , and each shift had to have its own forklift examiner , and each forklift had an immobiliser fitted , that you had to put in your own personal code to start it , then if you crashed it , it would cut out in situ, and the trainers would have to use the override code to start it again, so that nobody could leave a truck stuck in a wall , or laying on its side , and say it wasn't them.

We used to fill our own gas bottles on site . One of the flt drivers ran his truck out of gas , so took the bottle off , and used one of the other trucks to take the bottle outside to refill.  One of the guys on the production line complained to me that the flt driver had come flying out of the warehouse,  and almost ran him over , and the gas bottle had just missed him, when it came off the forks , The flt driver said that he was going really slow , and that the bottle had just toppled off.   I checked the cctv , and saw the flt leave the warehouse at full speed , he'd missed the guy from the production line by inches , and the gas bottle bounced ( like a feckin bouncing bomb) about 80yards along the factory floor, until it hit a machine at the other end of the factory with other folks working on it . It was just pure dumb luck that nobody died that day.

You'd have thought that in a foam plant , with hundreds of thousands of gallons of deadly chemicals , the eejits might have been a bit more careful. 

[nothernlite 18,089]

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