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Regional tendencies from round here...

Dont see many garden heaters, other than a burning barrel.

Everyone is friendly and welcoming, the gate is always open, except for on the back alley they are locked by the council.

Southerners are shandy drinking shirt lifters.

Red sky at night, Leeds fans are c**ts.

Every 'dog lad' thinks a bullX with flat feet from the kennel is a world beater when it smashes next door but ones cat off the wheelie bin top.

The paki shops have been taken over by Sri Lankans?

The rabbits that dint have Myxy have the other rabbit aids.

Every normal man used to scoff at the smack head robbing neat joints from Asda, now the joints are behind plastic screens and chained up because no one can afford them.

You wait ages for a bus then it doesn't come

You wait ages for a train and they are on strike

Cant get a pint for 2quid anymore

More closed shops than open ones in town centre

You go to the hospital they are on strike 

Instead of trying to get a doctors appointment I'm playing lotto again and hoping to afford private heathcare.

Probably missed a few.

Oh and.....

Red sky in the morning, Leeds fans are still c**ts, even though they slept on it.

 

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