Wedding rings

[NEWKID 27,143]

21 minutes ago, TOMO said:

Did the same as you mate....abroad in Ibiza on a secluded little beach at sunset little restaurant on the beach did the reception...my sister married us as she was a registrar...

It suited us mate, we loved it, not so much faff all for one day...each to their own though...

My cousin is getting married dien here in June (from Surrey), they stay with us about 6 weeks every year, love it at our place and Devon in general...originally they were getting married here and asked me to marry them, thank god its a registry office do and reception at ours... we're told people are coming! Only family staying here, they are getting outside catering, marquee etc but say there best times are here with us so want the same for their wedding....we're dreading it, no matter how much we say we won't get involved I know me and the wife will end up being ran ragged! Family eh!

[keepdiggin 9,559]

Have zero interest in marriage but if I did it would be like tomos and new kids 

[littlefish 585]

To hell with any dreams of romance........the value of an engagement ring can be the means of escape from a bad situation for a woman and her children.   Bear this in mind any of you fathers of girls......xxx

[mackem 26,314]

Where you going for your honeymoon Wolfie? 

 

[mel b 2,332]

This thread has made me remember the ring collectors that I've known .

The first one is a bloke I work with . He has about a dozen engagement rings in his bedside drawer . All of them came from argos , and the only one that cost more than £25.00 , is the one that his girlfriend lent him £600 to buy . He spent £60.00 on her ring , and blew the rest in the pub.

The second one , was a woman that I met through a dating site , when I was going through my slag phase. This woman was completely nuts , and I met her with the full knowledge that she was bat crap crazy ,BUT , she was absolutely stunning , and i mean stunning !, and was unbelievably up for it . I took her for a meal , and before we'd got through the main course , she was talking about when we get married , and was planning our future together . We went back to her place , and went at it for about four hours , then woke up in the middle of the night , and went at it again , then got up in the morning,  had a delicious breakfast that she cooked, then went at it until lunchtime. On my way home , I bought a new phone , and threw my old one away , and changed dating sites. 

She was so nuts , that I sent a couple of trusted mates her address before I went on the date , and made them promise to come and get me if they hadn't heard from me by the next day.

 

The third one , was another one from a dating site , that had the best false breasts that you've ever seen .

The first date was great. We had a delicious meal , then I spent hours playing with her fantastic falsies .

On the second date . She handed me a piece of paper . It had the names of her 5 previous husbands , when they'd been married , and why she'd had to divorce them all .

We ate the delicious meal that she'd cooked , then spent hours playing with her fantastic falsies , then on the way home in the morning,  I bought a new phone , threw my old one away , and changed dating sites.

 

[Greyman 28,362]

4 minutes ago, mel b said:

This thread has made me remember the ring collectors that I've known .

The first one is a bloke I work with . He has about a dozen engagement rings in his bedside drawer . All of them came from argos , and the only one that cost more than £25.00 , is the one that his girlfriend lent him £600 to buy . He spent £60.00 on her ring , and blew the rest in the pub.

The second one , was a woman that I met through a dating site , when I was going through my slag phase. This woman was completely nuts , and I met her with the full knowledge that she was bat crap crazy ,BUT , she was absolutely stunning , and i mean stunning !, and was unbelievably up for it . I took her for a meal , and before we'd got through the main course , she was talking about when we get married , and was planning our future together . We went back to her place , and went at it for about four hours , then woke up in the middle of the night , and went at it again , then got up in the morning,  had a delicious breakfast that she cooked, then went at it until lunchtime. On my way home , I bought a new phone , and threw my old one away , and changed dating sites. 

She was so nuts , that I sent a couple of trusted mates her address before I went on the date , and made them promise to come and get me if they hadn't heard from me by the next day.

 

The third one , was another one from a dating site , that had the best false breasts that you've ever seen .

The first date was great. We had a delicious meal , then I spent hours playing with her fantastic falsies .

On the second date . She handed me a piece of paper . It had the names of her 5 previous husbands , when they'd been married , and why she'd had to divorce them all .

We ate the delicious meal that she'd cooked , then spent hours playing with her fantastic falsies , then on the way home in the morning,  I bought a new phone , threw my old one away , and changed dating sites.

 

Any pics lol

[NEWKID 27,143]

3 minutes ago, Greyman said:

Any pics lol

You got a ring fetish?

[mel b 2,332]

19 minutes ago, Greyman said:

Any pics lol

Now there's another story.

A year or so after the good lady and myself had got married.  My lads phone packed up . My Mrs said " ill just give him that old one in the drawer "  . She walked into the living room , handed me the phone (with a rather angry look on her face), and said " youll need to delete your fecking filth off the phone" !. I thought I'd deleted everything off this phone , but when I looked , it was full of pics of a much younger , and indecently fit ex girlfriend , and we were doing just about everything you've ever seen in a porn film , or imagined in your mind. I could have fallen through the feckin floor !!!.

I should have just thrown the damned thing in the bin like the others.

Edited to add.

I'm glad that I'm married again , it keeps me out of trouble.

[lurcherman 887 13,097]

2 hours ago, keepdiggin said:

Have zero interest in marriage but if I did it would be like tomos and new kids 

Gotta find a bird yet mate 

[NEWKID 27,143]

29 minutes ago, mel b said:

Now there's another story.

A year or so after the good lady and myself had got married.  My lads phone packed up . My Mrs said " ill just give him that old one in the drawer "  . She walked into the living room , handed me the phone (with a rather angry look on her face), and said " youll need to delete your fecking filth off the phone" !. I thought I'd deleted everything off this phone , but when I looked , it was full of pics of a much younger , and indecently fit ex girlfriend , and we were doing just about everything you've ever seen in a porn film , or imagined in your mind. I could have fallen through the feckin floor !!!.

I should have just thrown the damned thing in the bin like the others.

Edited to add.

I'm glad that I'm married again , it keeps me out of trouble.

f**k me you're worse than Mushroom!! Lol

Edited January 8 by NEWKID

[ditchman 2,843]

if i had my time again...i would never get marrided again ....i would sub-contract it in as and when

[mel b 2,332]

1 minute ago, NEWKID said:

f**k me you're worse than Mushroom!! Lol

It wasn't my proudest moment,  I must admit🫣

[mel b 2,332]

2 minutes ago, ditchman said:

if i had my time again...i would never get marrided again ....i would sub-contract it in as and when

Lot to be said for using casual staff

[NEWKID 27,143]

1 minute ago, mel b said:

It wasn't my proudest moment,  I must admit🫣

... I bet

[keepdiggin 9,559]

17 minutes ago, lurcherman 887 said:

Gotta find a bird yet mate 

Not be long you’ll be calling me dad mate