Sold as Seen.

[jukel123 7,957]

3 minutes ago, mackem said:

As soon as you came out with that tentative “Algeria?” I thought what’s he fishing for?Lol

Fisting for?

Do men in Muslim countries engage in AC/ DC stuff? Do the greeks not mind whether they play the pink or the brown? 

I'm asking you cos you know about these goings on.

[WILF 46,634]

25 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

Fisting for?

Do men in Muslim countries engage in AC/ DC stuff? Do the greeks not mind whether they play the pink or the brown? 

I'm asking you cos you know about these goings on.

If you want to get f****d by nig nogs you don’t have to travel, just have a walk through Elephant & Castle about 3am waving your wallet and your mobile about !

[jukel123 7,957]

Just now, WILF said:

If you want to get f****d by nig nogs you don’t have to travel, just have a walk through Elephant & Castle about 3am waving your wallet and your mobile about !

I bow to your experience!

[chartpolski 23,208]

Egypt is a shithole. Fine if you are desperate to see the pyramids and the sphinx or a dhow  trip down the Nile, but be prepared to be ripped off, pestered by beggars or get dysentery!

My daughter in laws family have property in Saudi, Egypt, Dubai and Turkey; I can go for a visit to any of them, my preferences , in order, would be Dubai, Saudi, Turkey and Egypt a distant fourth .

Cheers.

[Jonjon79 13,358]

I once went to Tunisia - I'd like to see the stray cats and dogs get fat after the IDF or Luftwaffe turn the place to pink mist and rubble.

[mackem 26,248]

3 hours ago, jukel123 said:

Fisting for?

Do men in Muslim countries engage in AC/ DC stuff? Do the greeks not mind whether they play the pink or the brown? 

I'm asking you cos you know about these goings on.

I am sorry sir,your Freudian slip of “Fisting” is as transparent as a sheet of thin air,fishing I could help you with,but I had to google “fisting” as it was beyond my comprehension,that’s scary stuff.

[jukel123 7,957]

24 minutes ago, mackem said:

I am sorry sir,your Freudian slip of “Fisting” is as transparent as a sheet of thin air,fishing I could help you with,but I had to google “fisting” as it was beyond my comprehension,that’s scary stuff.

Mankind is the top of the primate tree, or so we claim.  But we've also got to be the weirdest f****  out there. You must see some mind blowing ( f**k, Freudian slip ) examples of man's weirdness on your travels.

Freudian again, but circumcision? Who thought that would please God? And female circumcision? who decided that was a plus in a woman? Lot of weird weird sexual stuff carried out by people, especially in the name of religion.

How about this one I was taught. You go to a ceremony where you drink the blood and eat the body of a dead geezer. Only he's not dead. This makes you feel holy and gets you a free pass into heaven. He can get angry if you commit sins and put you in hell. But hey, he really loves you.

People of other religions can't go to heaven  cos they are shit people and you should never play with them, not even at  foootball ....and certainly not marry them. Your children will be damned unless they convert to Catholicism. Oh and unmarried Catholic mothers should be tortured, made to wash laundry and their children sold or murdered. All in the name of God.

Spooky weird shit man. Pass the spliff.

Edited December 30, 2023 by jukel123

[DIDO.1 22,625]

The level of conversation on thl is just fckin mind blowing. 

[DIDO.1 22,625]

6 hours ago, jukel123 said:

Not a female or a kiddie in sight.

I miss the all male worlds of yesteryear. 

Sorry I'm being sexist.

I'm writing out fifty times: "I must not exclude women and children at any times". And " I must be a closet homo to seek out male_ only company". Lol

I really agree with this. Men need male company and to do male bonding shiit. Go look at any scout group and half of em are girls....what chance have those lads got. Scouts was an opportunity to build dens, play with knives and get into trouble....now it's unisex.... female scout leaders and getting your equal opportunities badge. 

We had an open day at the masonic hall the other month. We did a good job of advertising and hundreds came.....the most common comment from young women and teenage girls was they thought it was all really interesting but they didn't agree with it cos girls couldn't join. I started answering in a nice way in the morning, by the end of the day I was just telling em to f**k off and join the women's institute. 

When women come beating on shoots it changes things. Spoils the whole feeling of the day

[lurcherman 887 13,086]

Lovely Egypt is I flew home 4 days early.. 

[mackem 26,248]

22 minutes ago, DIDO.1 said:

 Men need male company and to do male bonding shiit.

 

[jukel123 7,957]

52 minutes ago, mackem said:

 

You can tell a lot from a man's  youtube browsing.  I thought posting possibly rabid  dogs attacking fuckwits was  a bit too revealing. But I'm quite reassured. You watch weirder shit than me.

[mackem 26,248]

3 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

You can tell a lot from a man's  youtube browsing.  I thought posting possibly rabid  dogs attacking fuckwits was  a bit too revealing. But I'm quite reassured. You watch weirder shit than me.

Oi squirmy bollox, less projecting, that wasn't from Internet browsing, that was from film watching, the majority of people on this forum will have seen that movie, it's a classic. 

[jukel123 7,957]

1 minute ago, mackem said:

Oi squirmy bollox, less projecting, that wasn't from Internet browsing, that was from film watching, the majority of people on this forum will have seen that movie, it's a classic. 

I have no problem revealing that my favourite film is ' Deliverance'. Make of that what you like.

[mackem 26,248]

1 minute ago, jukel123 said:

I have no problem revealing that my favourite film is ' Deliverance'. Make of that what you like.

Deliverance was fantastic, wilderness,rednecks and bows. Women are for poofs is from Layer Cake.