All this paranormal bullshit

[shaaark 10,693]

6 minutes ago, mackem said:

I thought it was Quentin Baptiste it’s Clinton lol.

OK

[THE STIFFMEISTER 15,617]

13 minutes ago, mackem said:

It’s a joke on the thread title Paranormal-Clinton Baptiste (Phoenix Nights)the stage clairvoyant.Mel got the punchline.

 

I used to work with a lad who plays a minor role in the show sas are you tough enough ? And it’s difficult to take him serious only telly as he used to walk into the room every day saying “ yahrighhhttttt????” Exactly like Clinton Baptiste . Some people just make you giggle like that 

[DIDO.1 22,468]

Years ago I was driving down to Cornwall to meet the Pennine hounds, I knew which village they were kenneling at so I intended to just turn up and try to find some digs as I only decided I was going last minute. Anyway as I drove through the countryside down in Devon or maybe into Cornwall it started to go dark and the fog came down, so I pulled in at a country pub with the intention of getting my head down and catching up with hounds at the meet next day.

The pub did have a room but the landlord said I'd be in the pub on my own, he was stopping elsewhere and would return at 6am. 

I had a meal and a couple of pints and turned in about 10pm, I'd been working that day then drove straight down from Lancashire so was knackered. 

I was fast asleep but woke suddenly, I sat bolt up right. I looked at the clock and it was exactly 1am. As I sat there the fckin television switched on. Now the TV didn't have a remote, I had to get up, walk over and switch it off, which is what I did. As I got back in bed it came on again. Once again I switched it off and got back in. Again it switched on so I got up, walked over and pulled both the plugs out, TV and electric clock. As I got in bed the TV switched on, but the screen was all fuzzy, like they used to do before digital when you didn't have a signal.....and it started screeching, like a really high pitched static noise. It then went of and back to black. As the room went dark I heard someone walk across the room , up the side of the bed and kick the radiator 2-3 times just a couple of yard away from the bed. I mean fckin kick it, not the pipes creaking, I heard and felt the movement and force of it being booted.

I sat trembling for hours, not a clue what to do. I considered going sleeping in the car but I'd not a clue if I could even get out of the pub and I really didn't fancy fumbling around downstairs. But nothing else happened. 

As it came light my bravery returned and I got an hour's kip before going down for breakfast. Strangely I didn't mention it to the landlord, or indeed anyone else at the time and rarely anyone else since. I remember meeting the huntsman next day and him asking what my digs were like and I told him they were ok. As I said it I remember thinking why don't I tell him, but I never did talk about it for a long time. 

[dodger 2,751]

4 minutes ago, DIDO.1 said:

Years ago I was driving down to Cornwall to meet the Pennine hounds, I knew which village they were kenneling at so I intended to just turn up and try to find some digs as I only decided I was going last minute. Anyway as I drove through the countryside down in Devon or maybe into Cornwall it started to go dark and the fog came down, so I pulled in at a country pub with the intention of getting my head down and catching up with hounds at the meet next day.

The pub did have a room but the landlord said I'd be in the pub on my own, he was stopping elsewhere and would return at 6am. 

I had a meal and a couple of pints and turned in about 10pm, I'd been working that day then drove straight down from Lancashire so was knackered. 

I was fast asleep but woke suddenly, I sat bolt up right. I looked at the clock and it was exactly 1am. As I sat there the fckin television switched on. Now the TV didn't have a remote, I had to get up, walk over and switch it off, which is what I did. As I got back in bed it came on again. Once again I switched it off and got back in. Again it switched on so I got up, walked over and pulled both the plugs out, TV and electric clock. As I got in bed the TV switched on, but the screen was all fuzzy, like they used to do before digital when you didn't have a signal.....and it started screeching, like a really high pitched static noise. It then went of and back to black. As the room went dark I heard someone walk across the room , up the side of the bed and kick the radiator 2-3 times just a couple of yard away from the bed. I mean fckin kick it, not the pipes creaking, I heard and felt the movement and force of it being booted.

I sat trembling for hours, not a clue what to do. I considered going sleeping in the car but I'd not a clue if I could even get out of the pub and I really didn't fancy fumbling around downstairs. But nothing else happened. 

As it came light my bravery returned and I got an hour's kip before going down for breakfast. Strangely I didn't mention it to the landlord, or indeed anyone else at the time and rarely anyone else since. I remember meeting the huntsman next day and him asking what my digs were like and I told him they were ok. As I said it I remember thinking why don't I tell him, but I never did talk about it for a long time. 

Good story that Dido like you say strange how you didn't mention it especially to the landlord n the locals it would've been interesting to hear what they say n get some background 

[mackem 26,089]

7 minutes ago, DIDO.1 said:

As I got in bed the TV switched on, but the screen was all fuzzy, like they used to do before digital when you didn't have a signal

 

[DIDO.1 22,468]

1 minute ago, mackem said:

 

That's the one. 

[mackem 26,089]

Just now, DIDO.1 said:

That's the one. 

Did you double check the plug and everything mate?Whats your analysis of the situation?Why didn’t you jump up and turn the light on when the radiator was kicked?

[Borr 5,726]

I don't entertain anything to do with ghosts or the living who speak to them....

[greg64 2,799]

me and my mrs saw something weird one night driving down the lanes in wales in my landrover a guy appeared from nowhere and was running along the side of my landy  totally white from head to toe like someone had poured a bag of lime over him' hair totally white,face totally white  clothes totally white no colour at all like one of the ghost off scooby doo  pulled over and he just disappeared

[dodger 2,751]

Seen a few really weird things myself n a couple of times while I was out with the dogs.

How about you mackem 

[low plains drifter 10,243]

7 hours ago, TOMO said:

What get me about ghosts is there always seen at night....so all of a sudden us humans when we're dead become nocturnal...lol

Or these silly bollox tv shows hunting ghosts always got the lights off...

Bit of light on this one

 

[iworkwhippets 12,497]

3 hours ago, DIDO.1 said:

Years ago I was driving down to Cornwall to meet the Pennine hounds, I knew which village they were kenneling at so I intended to just turn up and try to find some digs as I only decided I was going last minute. Anyway as I drove through the countryside down in Devon or maybe into Cornwall it started to go dark and the fog came down, so I pulled in at a country pub with the intention of getting my head down and catching up with hounds at the meet next day.

The pub did have a room but the landlord said I'd be in the pub on my own, he was stopping elsewhere and would return at 6am. 

I had a meal and a couple of pints and turned in about 10pm, I'd been working that day then drove straight down from Lancashire so was knackered. 

I was fast asleep but woke suddenly, I sat bolt up right. I looked at the clock and it was exactly 1am. As I sat there the fckin television switched on. Now the TV didn't have a remote, I had to get up, walk over and switch it off, which is what I did. As I got back in bed it came on again. Once again I switched it off and got back in. Again it switched on so I got up, walked over and pulled both the plugs out, TV and electric clock. As I got in bed the TV switched on, but the screen was all fuzzy, like they used to do before digital when you didn't have a signal.....and it started screeching, like a really high pitched static noise. It then went of and back to black. As the room went dark I heard someone walk across the room , up the side of the bed and kick the radiator 2-3 times just a couple of yard away from the bed. I mean fckin kick it, not the pipes creaking, I heard and felt the movement and force of it being booted.

I sat trembling for hours, not a clue what to do. I considered going sleeping in the car but I'd not a clue if I could even get out of the pub and I really didn't fancy fumbling around downstairs. But nothing else happened. 

As it came light my bravery returned and I got an hour's kip before going down for breakfast. Strangely I didn't mention it to the landlord, or indeed anyone else at the time and rarely anyone else since. I remember meeting the huntsman next day and him asking what my digs were like and I told him they were ok. As I said it I remember thinking why don't I tell him, but I never did talk about it for a long time. 

You been sniffing your anusol 

[low plains drifter 10,243]

3 hours ago, DIDO.1 said:

Years ago I was driving down to Cornwall to meet the Pennine hounds, I knew which village they were kenneling at so I intended to just turn up and try to find some digs as I only decided I was going last minute. Anyway as I drove through the countryside down in Devon or maybe into Cornwall it started to go dark and the fog came down, so I pulled in at a country pub with the intention of getting my head down and catching up with hounds at the meet next day.

The pub did have a room but the landlord said I'd be in the pub on my own, he was stopping elsewhere and would return at 6am. 

I had a meal and a couple of pints and turned in about 10pm, I'd been working that day then drove straight down from Lancashire so was knackered. 

I was fast asleep but woke suddenly, I sat bolt up right. I looked at the clock and it was exactly 1am. As I sat there the fckin television switched on. Now the TV didn't have a remote, I had to get up, walk over and switch it off, which is what I did. As I got back in bed it came on again. Once again I switched it off and got back in. Again it switched on so I got up, walked over and pulled both the plugs out, TV and electric clock. As I got in bed the TV switched on, but the screen was all fuzzy, like they used to do before digital when you didn't have a signal.....and it started screeching, like a really high pitched static noise. It then went of and back to black. As the room went dark I heard someone walk across the room , up the side of the bed and kick the radiator 2-3 times just a couple of yard away from the bed. I mean fckin kick it, not the pipes creaking, I heard and felt the movement and force of it being booted.

I sat trembling for hours, not a clue what to do. I considered going sleeping in the car but I'd not a clue if I could even get out of the pub and I really didn't fancy fumbling around downstairs. But nothing else happened. 

As it came light my bravery returned and I got an hour's kip before going down for breakfast. Strangely I didn't mention it to the landlord, or indeed anyone else at the time and rarely anyone else since. I remember meeting the huntsman next day and him asking what my digs were like and I told him they were ok. As I said it I remember thinking why don't I tell him, but I never did talk about it for a long time. 

That'll have been Rab C Nesbitt sleepwalking looking for Jamesy after getting a lock in

[Waz 4,252]

I see dead people

[DIDO.1 22,468]

8 hours ago, mackem said:

Did you double check the plug and everything mate?Whats your analysis of the situation?Why didn’t you jump up and turn the light on when the radiator was kicked?

I didn't do anything, just sat shaking. Which isn't a response I would normally of expected buts that what I did. 

It will be 15 years ago now at least