Franks dad 1,031 Posted Friday at 18:08 Report Share Posted Friday at 18:08 5 minutes ago, mackem said: True story about that simulator,I was in with my kids,my youngest who was small then said in a loud voice “This isn’t like an earthquake at all I’ve been in a real one” he was a strange kid,we were out once and he saw a Sikh with a turban he ran over to the guy pointing “Dad,it’s Aladdin look it’s ALADDIN”. the earthquake simulator is the natural history museum mate. Aladdin…. Fecking mint lmao 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 29,685 Posted Friday at 18:17 Author Report Share Posted Friday at 18:17 11 minutes ago, mackem said: True story about that simulator,I was in with my kids,my youngest who was small then said in a loud voice “This isn’t like an earthquake at all I’ve been in a real one” he was a strange kid,we were out once and he saw a Sikh with a turban he ran over to the guy pointing “Dad,it’s Aladdin look it’s ALADDIN”. the earthquake simulator is the natural history museum mate. I have a dwarf or whatever you call them nowadays lives along from me and last year walking down the jetty my 5 yo grandson put his hand on his head and said look grandad I’m taller than Kieth, he spent the next day telling everyone he met lol, kids are great ain’t they Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,999 Posted Friday at 18:29 Report Share Posted Friday at 18:29 (edited) 29 minutes ago, mackem said: True story about that simulator,I was in with my kids,my youngest who was small then said in a loud voice “This isn’t like an earthquake at all I’ve been in a real one” he was a strange kid,we were out once and he saw a Sikh with a turban he ran over to the guy pointing “Dad,it’s Aladdin look it’s ALADDIN”. the earthquake simulator is the natural history museum mate. When I was a kid between 3 and 4 I heard a knock on the door. My mother was very deaf and feeding my baby sister. So I answered. A Sikh guy was selling kitchen knives. I had just been reading an illustrated book about pirates and to me he fitted the bill exactly, especially with those fecking knives. I Immediately slammed the door. Got a chair,locked the door and did the same with the back door. I then armed myself with the bread knife prepared for a bloody confrontation. Edited Friday at 18:32 by jukel123 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 25,276 Posted Friday at 18:33 Report Share Posted Friday at 18:33 11 minutes ago, Greyman said: I have a dwarf or whatever you call them nowadays lives along from me and last year walking down the jetty my 5 yo grandson put his hand on his head and said look grandad I’m taller than Kieth, he spent the next day telling everyone he met lol, kids are great ain’t they I remember when someone decided “dwarf” was not Politically Correct, and renamed them PORG’s, (person of restricted growth) ! Well that went down like a lead balloon with the dwarves, and seems to have been quietly dropped ! Now Disney has decided dwarves have to be written out of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves ! Poor little fuckers can’t catch a break ! LOL ! Cheers, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,999 Posted Friday at 18:40 Report Share Posted Friday at 18:40 2 minutes ago, chartpolski said: I remember when someone decided “dwarf” was not Politically Correct, and renamed them PORG’s, (person of restricted growth) ! Well that went down like a lead balloon with the dwarves, and seems to have been quietly dropped ! Now Disney has decided dwarves have to be written out of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves ! Poor little fuckers can’t catch a break ! LOL ! Cheers, They are furious that they can't get work now due to wokeness. So now they have to turn to specialist interest porn films or boxing each other to earn a crust. Which are far more exploitative than pantos. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 25,276 Posted Friday at 18:44 Report Share Posted Friday at 18:44 1 minute ago, jukel123 said: They are furious that they can't get work now due to wokeness. So now they have to turn to specialist interest porn films or boxing each other to earn a crust. Which are far more exploitative than pantos. They made good money in the “dwarf throwing” pubs, but once again the do-gooders had it stopped without asking the dwarves opinions ! Cheers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,999 Posted Friday at 18:45 Report Share Posted Friday at 18:45 Just now, chartpolski said: They made good money in the “dwarf throwing” pubs, but once again the do-gooders had it stopped without asking the dwarves opinions ! Cheers. Never been in one mate. I'll take your word! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Franks dad 1,031 Posted Friday at 20:07 Report Share Posted Friday at 20:07 1 hour ago, chartpolski said: They made good money in the “dwarf throwing” pubs, but once again the do-gooders had it stopped without asking the dwarves opinions ! Cheers. A mate of mine went to Ireland around 15 years ago on a stag weekend , they rented a dwarf for the day dressed as a leprechaun and just took him round with them like a mascot . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 28,238 Posted Friday at 20:10 Report Share Posted Friday at 20:10 2 minutes ago, Franks dad said: A mate of mine went to Ireland around 15 years ago on a stag weekend , they rented a dwarf for the day dressed as a leprechaun and just took him round with them like a mascot . A friend of mine was thrown out of singapores infamous four floors of whores for arguing with a midget prostitute. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pardus 251 Posted Friday at 20:11 Report Share Posted Friday at 20:11 Just now, mackem said: A friend of mine was thrown out of singapores infamous four floors of whores for arguing with a midget prostitute. Did she go up on him? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Franks dad 1,031 Posted Friday at 20:12 Report Share Posted Friday at 20:12 1 minute ago, mackem said: A friend of mine was thrown out of singapores infamous four floors of whores for arguing with a midget prostitute. Did he try and short change them 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Franks dad 1,031 Posted Friday at 20:15 Report Share Posted Friday at 20:15 Probably should have been sympathetic…. Did he survive ok . Was it a short drop . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Franks dad 1,031 Posted Friday at 20:17 Report Share Posted Friday at 20:17 6 minutes ago, mackem said: A friend of mine was thrown out of singapores infamous four floors of whores for arguing with a midget prostitute. I bet he didn’t expect that when he asked for a Singapore sling Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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