jukel123 8,251 Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 14 minutes ago, DIDO.1 said: True Apologies for getting political and trying to get a rise out of you jukel. Merry Christmas pal My Mrs has been trying to get a rise out of me with very intermittent success.. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,844 Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 2 minutes ago, jukel123 said: My Mrs has been trying to get a rise out of me with very intermittent success.. It's nearly Christmas.... tell her to keep trying, miracles happen owd lad 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,802 Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 1 hour ago, jukel123 said: I'm always happy when I'm moaning. This time of year no daylight and pissin down, I'm happy moaning all day long. Theres a rule in our house though. As soon as Eastenders music is heard, the telly goes off. Drive anybody to the depths of despair that programme. The characters are the most whining feckers of all time. Cheer up,BBC licence goes up a tenner in 2024 so ya won’t be able to afford to watch aunty Beeb. 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,617 Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 5 hours ago, jukel123 said: How about mines and steel plants closed. People with no sense of identity and community, young girls groomed by Pakistani grooming gangs. Food banks, spice, heroin. Two wages needed just to survive. Starvation sick pay and dole. No protection from dismissal. Renters spending half their income and more on extortionate rent. Legal no fault evictions. Local hospitals and schools failing. No NHS dentistry. Folk just about knackered before they can collect a pension. Immigration at record level despite brexit. Roads crumbling, public services starved. Be a great watch. Just about as miserable as Eastenders. Lol.. Pat Pat Pat Pat Show me your tobacco tits Pat Pat Pat Pat I want your nicotine nipples Pat Pat Pat Pat Can we have a threesome with Dot Pat Pat Pat Pat Yours faithfully Frank 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,078 Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 4 hours ago, jukel123 said: Nah then young un. Tha's too cynical. All t'dogs in Yorksheer are world beaters. All t'men are rock ard and fit as fook cos they trek up that Everest of a f****n t'hill ta collect thar Ovis every f****n t day. Yorksheer men call a spade a f****n t'spade and don't mind going t'nick for doing it. So theer think on Stiff lad and mind tha mouth cos a yorksheer real man will fill it for tha if thas not very careful. Now mind on where there's muck there's ass. Come on Mc get that soft southerner's postcode and teach t 'bugger a yorkshher lessun Your all southerners to me mush I have to set my sat nav south east to get to north yorks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,561 Posted December 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 3 hours ago, jukel123 said: My Mrs has been trying to get a rise out of me with very intermittent success.. Tell her to bring her friend round Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tank34 2,347 Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 He's a wrongen you don't have convinced pedo coming to your house if your not a wrongen Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,251 Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 8 hours ago, keepdiggin said: Tell her to bring her friend round I did that, she brought this fella called Rastus. Didn't do I for me. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eastcoast 4,151 Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 15:34, kanny said: Ahh shit ...RIP, him, Eric and seth are/were the best characters in the show . I stopped watching it after the quite genius story line (genius propaganda by the antis) when Seth got beat up by terriermen. Almost overnight a keeper of working terriers had shifted from being regarded as an odd but harmless individual to being a cruel badger baiter. Helicopters, panda cars, RSPCA almost every time you walked or drove out with terriers and a spade. At a time when house burglars and car thieves could go about their business unhindered as the police did not have sufficient resources to respond to reported crimes. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,802 Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 I got arrested for poaching (lamping) on the estate that Emmerdale was filmed on. Ripon Magistrates £30 fine if I remember rightly 84 ish? Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,802 Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 14 minutes ago, dytkos said: I got arrested for poaching (lamping) on the estate that Emmerdale was filmed on. Was this the bloke who caught you D? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,802 Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 No mate but it's in Darcy's latest book. Cheers, D 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,264 Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 1 hour ago, dytkos said: I got arrested for poaching (lamping) on the estate that Emmerdale was filmed on. Ripon Magistrates £30 fine if I remember rightly 84 ish? Cheers, D. The first village it was filmed in was Arncliffe....which was our favourite place to go had some good scores from there back in the late 80.s early 90,s.... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,561 Posted December 18, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2023 On 17/12/2023 at 07:05, tank34 said: He's a wrongen you don't have convinced pedo coming to your house if your not a wrongen Who Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tank34 2,347 Posted December 18, 2023 Report Share Posted December 18, 2023 47 minutes ago, keepdiggin said: Who Zak did , look up joke shop in armley leeds he doing jail for messing about with kids , he was Zack friend he want to Zack home alot 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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