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Whoever heard of a working dog that originated in the south? Staffies, Airdales, yorkies, bedlingtons, whippets and various Scots' terriers....all northern breeds.

I have heard of an Essex bulldog , think Katy Price: enhanced mammary glands, flashing white teeth hidden by bottoxed jowels and an enormous back end. They are very aggressive when denied Chardonay and a Greggs and known to punish males whose sexual performance isn't up to scratch. Very sulky if spoken harshly to. Best avoided.

I have a northern working bitch of mixed ancestry.Had her  from a whelp, 52 years back.Very loyal, a bit scrappy, too vocal when fired up tbh, but will back you up in a fight. Seen her take 3 out of 3 drunks out single handed.   Very low maintenance, a pat on the head, and "that' ll do" is all the kindness she requires.

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3 hours ago, jukel123 said:

Whoever heard of a working dog that originated in the south? Staffies, Airdales, yorkies, bedlingtons, whippets and various Scots' terriers....all northern breeds.

I have heard of an Essex bulldog , think Katy Price: enhanced mammary glands, flashing white teeth hidden by bottoxed jowels and an enormous back end. They are very aggressive when denied Chardonay and a Greggs and known to punish males whose sexual performance isn't up to scratch. Very sulky if spoken harshly to. Best avoided.

I have a northern working bitch of mixed ancestry.Had her  from a whelp, 52 years back.Very loyal, a bit scrappy, too vocal when fired up tbh, but will back you up in a fight. Seen her take 3 out of 3 drunks out single handed.   Very low maintenance, a pat on the head, and "that' ll do" is all the kindness she requires.

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You best hope she never sees this 😄.

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