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[WILF 47,620]

Northerners need our help now ! 
“65p can immunise Teeside against rickets”

lol Amazing !! Lol 

Edited November 24, 2023 by WILF

[mackem 27,507]

My favourite north/south divide sketch,Catherine Tate based this on a Surrey woman she actually met.

 

[chartpolski 24,574]

Our new Home Secretary was picked up on an open mike in the commons saying that Stockton is a shithole……….at last ; an MP telling the truth ! PMSL !

Cheers.

[WILF 47,620]

32 minutes ago, chartpolski said:

Our new Home Secretary was picked up on an open mike in the commons saying that Stockton is a shithole……….at last ; an MP telling the truth ! PMSL !

Cheers.

He’s right, I worked up there for 3 weeks when I was 18/19…….nightlife was pretty good, pulled 2 sisters in a right dive of a club in town, it was one of thems hen night ! If that’s not classy, I don’t know what is ! Lol 

Another random night me and a lad wound up back at some birds house who’s husband was in prison she told us……they sloped off to a room upstairs and I was meant to join in at some point but when I opened the door there she was on all fours shouting “Gan on Rick man, give it me oop the arse man !” 
That was me done, crying my f***ing eyes out laughing then I started cheering her on and she got startled and shouted “what the fook is he doing in here ?”

Night over and Funny as f**k !…….

Edited November 24, 2023 by WILF

[chartpolski 24,574]

25 minutes ago, WILF said:

He’s right, I worked up there for 3 weeks when I was 18/19…….nightlife was pretty good, pulled 2 sisters in a right dive of a club in town, it was one of thems hen night ! If that’s not classy, I don’t know what is ! Lol 

Another random night me and a lad wound up back at some birds house who’s husband was in prison she told us……they sloped off to a room upstairs and I was meant to join in at some point but when I opened the door there she was on all fours shouting “Gan on Rick man, give it me oop the arse man !” 
That was me done, crying my f***ing eyes out laughing then I started cheering her on and she got startled and shouted “what the fook is he doing in here ?”

Night over and Funny as f**k !…….

Hmm; I question the veracity of your tale.

No self respecting northerner would say “oop ”, that’s southern spiel !

If you had said “up t’arse” or “up me shitter”, that would have been more believable ! LOL !

Cheers.

[Stavross 16,153]

I don’t know what the problem is, it’s no worse than 90% of the towns in this toilet of a country, I’ve lived here all my life and I would call it a cultural melting pot ( or a sh*thole ) life would be dull if you couldn’t walk down Stockton high street and watch a spice head trying to fight a pigeon ( lol )

[chartpolski 24,574]

Twinning Stockton with Chernobyl may have been a mistake by the council .

Cheers.

[WILF 47,620]

19 minutes ago, Stavross said:

 if you couldn’t walk down Stockton high street and watch a spice head trying to fight a pigeon ( lol )

Amazing ! Lol lol 

[jukel123 8,657]

17 hours ago, WILF said:

He’s right, I worked up there for 3 weeks when I was 18/19…….nightlife was pretty good, pulled 2 sisters in a right dive of a club in town, it was one of thems hen night ! If that’s not classy, I don’t know what is ! Lol 

Another random night me and a lad wound up back at some birds house who’s husband was in prison she told us……they sloped off to a room upstairs and I was meant to join in at some point but when I opened the door there she was on all fours shouting “Gan on Rick man, give it me oop the arse man !” 
That was me done, crying my f***ing eyes out laughing then I started cheering her on and she got startled and shouted “what the fook is he doing in here ?”

Night over and Funny as f**k !…….

Geordie police are still looking for a hooded man who pulled 2 sisters from a hen night into a white escort van. Part of the registration plate read NIG. The suspect who spoke in a Landan accent is also wanted on suspicion of voyeurism. It is believed his sexual deviancies include observing anal sex whether it be homosexual or heterosexual in nature

Police intelligence suggest he may have fled to Ireland. There is unconfirmed evidence that he is an enthusiastic, if bombastic contributor to a sadistic blood sports site, consisting of  a nomadic horticulturist and  several middle age to elderly men, who post inane, deranged bollox and who occasionally  viciously attack each others' content. The posts of these men vary from the delusional to the embittered, although one young, sophisticated Salfordian man is believed to write words of sheer wisdom and insight. It is  thought his mission is to enlighten his fellow contributors , however he invariably succeeds only in antagonising them.

Any information should be forwarded to Chief Superintendant Gazza. All information will be treated in strict confidence before it is sold to The Sun .

Edited November 25, 2023 by jukel123

[leegreen 2,209]

I'm glad the cultural racism on here is not limited to just our brown bruvva's 

[mackem 27,507]

Just now, leegreen said:

I'm glad the cultural racism on here is not limited to our brown bruvva's 

When I first moved to London I heard loads of “F*cking northerners coming down here taking our jobs” my brother married a woman from Bow east London,i got on really well with her brother,but even he used to give the anti-northern rhetoric.The last time I saw him he was on about the Eastern Europeans dominating building sites he worked on and “Those f*cking polish c*nts next door” (his neighbours),I chuckled and reminded him of the good old days when he only had f*cking northerners to worry about.

[leegreen 2,209]

It will always be the next invader.

[jukel123 8,657]

14 minutes ago, mackem said:

When I first moved to London I heard loads of “F*cking northerners coming down here taking our jobs” my brother married a woman from Bow east London,i got on really well with her brother,but even he used to give the anti-northern rhetoric.The last time I saw him he was on about the Eastern Europeans dominating building sites he worked on and “Those f*cking polish c*nts next door” (his neighbours),I chuckled and reminded him of the good old days when he only had f*cking northerners to worry about.

When I moved to London in 69 I tried to get work on building sites. I had lots of experience,  but the Irish preferred to hire amongst themselves. What really annoyed me was I am 75% Irish by DNA but English by accent. Ended up working for a Mr Ford in Dagenham.

[mackem 27,507]

5 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

 the Irish preferred to hire amongst themselves.

My first job was McGinleys an Irish construction agency.

[paulus 26]

I was once told by a polish bloke working in a warehouse that he was a qualified plumber, But The foreigners had drove the prices down that much that.  it was no longer worth doing the job Lol