Tis TM 8 Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 The Thirties! This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... And for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!... A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know. A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays % of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SJM Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting likeone! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Oh that bit is soooooo true, thats the reason why I am still single cos Ive yet to meet a man who can handle being told the 100% truth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tis TM 8 Posted February 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting likeone! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Oh that bit is soooooo true, thats the reason why I am still single cos Ive yet to meet a man who can handle being told the 100% truth They're far and few between! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Oh that is so true Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Fantastic! My daughter told me on my last birthday (26) that i'm nearly 30 but to be fair, I don't really care. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting likeone! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Oh that bit is soooooo true, thats the reason why I am still single cos Ive yet to meet a man who can handle being told the 100% truth They're far and few between! That's why Bee married me , she's 36 on March 10th and I'm 55 on the 7th . Guess the date we married on? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Spot on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 AGE is only a number people, lets not worry till we hit 40,,,,,, DOn't know what happened there but was in sjm's profile, strange, but hey is that pic of you when you were in your twentie's like the hanky. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
montague 0 Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 AGE is only a number people, lets not worry till we hit 40,,,,,, Hoy, i'm only weeks away But not worried. Life begins at 40....so they say Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackfell 16 Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 your all old lezzas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
montague 0 Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 your all old lezzas f**k off ya shirt lifter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SJM Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 I took the pic off cos it was just attracting pervs and I got enough of them in my life allready Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 its the priest outta fr. ted i'm talking about, If you have room for another perv can i join in, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest little lurcher Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 made my day that has , how very true !!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 (edited) I took the pic off cos it was just attracting pervs and I got enough of them in my life allready WHAT!!!!!!!, you mean I'm not the only one then S? ................you wait til I get on to supadog about this :laugh: Edited February 3, 2008 by mad al Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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