What career path would you have trod if….

[downsouth 7,283]

6 hours ago, chartpolski said:

Teachers very recently have complained they have to change nappies and potty train PRIMARY school children , because some parents can’t be bothered ! 
My missus said back when our kids were young they weren’t even allowed into nursery class unless the were out of nappies and potty trained. 
Of course these parents are a minority, but an ever growing minority .

Cheers.

Yep.My sister in Law works as a deputy head for ofstead(think Ive got that right)going into schools that are falling behind and whipping them into shape and my missus's sister is a primary school teacher.Both have told me that its not unusual for kids to start at primary that aren't toilet trained or dont know how to use a knife and fork let alone hold a pencil properly or know basic count to ten or colours/shapes.Probably the same kids whos parents  wanna blame it all on the schools when their kids are thick as shit.

[waltjnr 6,783]

Didn't like discipline as a youngster ,just wanted to be out with the dogs ,loads of shit jobs ,a good few opportunities to learn a trade, but would rather being working a bit of cover,going back I'd definitely join up ,army ! Up most respect for all who serve .As you get older you suddenly realise, our time here is brief, make the most !

[mackem 26,519]

3 minutes ago, waltjnr said:

As you get older you suddenly realise, our time here is brief, make the most !

Here for a good time not a long time mate

[ditchman 2,843]

was working in Florida when the 1st space shuttle went up...i watched from about 5 miles away..........

it was the only place ive been where i earnt money quicker than i spent it.........nearly didnt come back

all i can remember was .....guns ...dogs....shooting...hunting...bit of work...good food......

it was also the only place i didnt have a shag...

[mackem 26,519]

11 minutes ago, ditchman said:

it was also the only place i didnt have a shag...

American ladies love Brit accents, you don’t come from Birmingham do you?

[chartpolski 23,604]

5 minutes ago, mackem said:

American ladies love Brit accents, you don’t come from Birmingham do you?

I was in Saudi working for a sheik and a pal of mine took me to meet an American manager at Saudia Airlines to discuss me getting hired.

The American said to my pal “I haven’t understood a word he’s said, that ain’t English, but I like his resume, tell him he’s got the job” !

Cheeky b*****d.

Cheers.

[ditchman 2,843]

10 minutes ago, mackem said:

American ladies love Brit accents, you don’t come from Birmingham do you?

i was right in the country...just outside Okeechobee............the young women (well most ofthem) were very "catholic" in their outlook on sex before marrige..........there were a few village bikes but christ they were ugly...."they were that bad they would have to sneak up on a glass of water to take a drink ".........

[mackem 26,519]

2 minutes ago, ditchman said:

the young women (well most ofthem) were very "catholic" in their outlook on sex before marriage

That must have been circa 1907?American ladies are rampant.

[ditchman 2,843]

1 minute ago, mackem said:

That must have been circa 1907?American ladies are rampant.

well they bloody wernt where i was.......................never had so many wanks in my life ....damn near went blind

[mel b 2,415]

31 minutes ago, ditchman said:

i was right in the country...just outside Okeechobee............the young women (well most ofthem) were very "catholic" in their outlook on sex before marrige..........there were a few village bikes but christ they were ugly...."they were that bad they would have to sneak up on a glass of water to take a drink ".........

I'm very disappointed in you . Ugly should never be an excuse for not mounting the beast .

My mates favourite saying is " faint heart never xxxxxx a pig "

[ditchman 2,843]

4 minutes ago, mel b said:

I'm very disappointed in you . Ugly should never be an excuse for not mounting the beast .

My mates favourite saying is " faint heart never xxxxxx a pig "

mel dear boy we are not talking British Tipton ugly ...we are talking.....inbred ...illiterate rotton teeth ugly.....christ they were that bad if you were to spray channel no5 on a pig ...i would have gone for it...........

i did have a girl friend ...her old man was seriously loaded he had about 60 odd lorries hauling oranges...me and him got on well...but his daughter was really tight....couldnt even get a tit squeeze

[mel b 2,415]

25 minutes ago, ditchman said:

mel dear boy we are not talking British Tipton ugly ...we are talking.....inbred ...illiterate rotton teeth ugly.....christ they were that bad if you were to spray channel no5 on a pig ...i would have gone for it...........

i did have a girl friend ...her old man was seriously loaded he had about 60 odd lorries hauling oranges...me and him got on well...but his daughter was really tight....couldnt even get a tit squeeze

Inbred , illiterate,  rotten teeth .  That's your average Tipton bird right there .

[WILF 46,832]

They all look the same in the dark !

[ditchman 2,843]

17 minutes ago, WILF said:

They all look the same in the dark !

they smelt different......and when i say different ....i mean different

[mel b 2,415]

41 minutes ago, WILF said:

They all look the same in the dark !

I greatly admire your thinking sir .