keepdiggin 9,561 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 Bet he cringes reading this later 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,676 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 1 hour ago, jigsaw said: I had a mental picture of some poor fukkker trying to earn a few quid as a street entertainer,hat on the ground for a few pence .getting mauled by a bull hound ,then wild boar came and chewed on him,,mush then soiled himself,the dog kept his head bowed down ,with shame over his master shitting himself and then he made it in time for a pint ....if the wild boar had their way ,the fiddler would have been just a starter before the main course ......but I now see I was completely off the mark Is that a Donegal Tweed waistcoat? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,676 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 1 hour ago, ditchman said: he has just had his Corvid 19 jab A Rook among Rooks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,278 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 How's the head mush?? Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,248 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 2 minutes ago, NEWKID said: How's the head mush?? Lol Hamas cut it off ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,278 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 27 minutes ago, lurcherman 887 said: Hamas cut it off ! f**k that was some night out!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,875 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 1 hour ago, low plains drifter said: Is that a Donegal Tweed waistcoat? Blarney wool lpd,there's fuk all in Donegal lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,980 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,040 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 That was like reading a BBC Pidgin broadcast. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,040 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 1 minute ago, king said: Crack makes ya whack (as they say). 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,843 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 Wacko - jako ..lives Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,186 Posted October 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 5 hours ago, downsouth said: Someone needs to stay off their phone till the drugs wear off Alcohol Basically some c**t tried to have at a lass. I was pissed up and walking the dog, so I set Bron after the prick. Not that he’s gonna do anything but when a 40kg dog comes speeding at you, you defo think twice. He certainly did. Never heard a man scream like that before lol 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,186 Posted October 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 (edited) The lass was ok, pigs came and between the dog, some young lads and me, we managed to get a couple of digs in. I was upset that the dog didn’t tear his arm off but what can you do. Kept telling the coppers (pissed as a cnut) I wanted him to bite him Edited October 28, 2023 by mushroom 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,843 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 do yew make your own alcohol ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,561 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 And next up and things that didn’t happen…….. Only joking 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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