all good

[bell 3,608]

27 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said:

X rays show a mass in my stomach, I'm. having it removed tomorrow at Basildon.  Chelmer ward, Basildon only hospital that can do the op

4 Greggs steak slices.....

[iworkwhippets 13,129]

28 minutes ago, bell said:

4 Greggs steak slices.....

Lol,  fcuk mop 

[lurcherman 887 13,413]

Onward and upward mate good luck you’ll be flashing your arse in no time 

[iworkwhippets 13,129]

Hey up lads, nurse has just done my bloods ,  so I asked him , was there any chance of a cup.of tea,I missed out on food yesterday cos of my op, nil by mouth, anyway he obliged, just thought I'd let you no I went down for my op at 4pm yesterday , all went well, got a drain in coming from just under my arm, all being good when they take that out, I can go home, I see Kate garraways husband has passed, catch you all.later,.o will try get some kip,

[mel b 3,430]

1 hour ago, iworkwhippets said:

Hey up lads, nurse has just done my bloods ,  so I asked him , was there any chance of a cup.of tea,I missed out on food yesterday cos of my op, nil by mouth, anyway he obliged, just thought I'd let you no I went down for my op at 4pm yesterday , all went well, got a drain in coming from just under my arm, all being good when they take that out, I can go home, I see Kate garraways husband has passed, catch you all.later,.o will try get some kip,

Tell you what Keith.  I read your post on here , and how positive you keep yourself,  and I reckon you're one of the toughest blokes I've ever come across . Absolute respect sir . I wish you all the best for a full and speedy recovery .

[Daniel cain 48,075]

Good luck Keith mate

[dodger 3,541]

Good luck 

[iworkwhippets 13,129]

hey up lads they kicked me out early this morning, and its good to be home, and i arrived home in a reet stonking snow blizzard, what a time ive had, i only encountered 1 white english nurse, afore i got my discharge letter this morning, i asked a male nurse fer a cup of tea afore i go , his reply, you want to go to sleep, noooooo i says a cup of tea, his reply you want a pee,       nooooooooooooooo a cup of tea,     i just give up, fcuk came home and put kettle on, im not being ungreatfull they looked after me, and before the op i couldnt breathe properly or swallow, but now greggs here i come 

[Daniel cain 48,075]

Glad to hear your all ok Keith,you take it easy mate

[iworkwhippets 13,129]

i was in a mixed ward, they put you were there is a bed, no dignity these day believe u me, there was this owd chap nect bed to me, triple heart bypas or summat, he buzzed fer a nurse to help in on the commode, he couldnt wait any longer, i helped hiim, drew his curtains ,      DIGNITY 

[iworkwhippets 13,129]

your not even allowed to lift a kettle when you go home keith, climb stairs, no housework no no shopping, eh, i live alone , i will never give up

[mackem 29,497]

19 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said:

greggs here i come 

Priorities mate.

[iworkwhippets 13,129]

lol im not joking macky lad, ive always had a good appetite, spud more than a pig thats me, all the wrong stuff, buts to late do owt about it now , ive just put away 4 jam doughnuts from sainsburys       a gift from elspeth upstairs 

[iworkwhippets 13,129]

before you go home keith asked the nurse, have you passed water or moved ya bowels today, well i replied ive passed water, but i dont normally have a bowel movement till mid day, what colour are your stools,   eh i dunno im not i the habit of looking down the pan 

[WILF 49,374]

To be fair it’s a pure f***ing miracle you made it out of Basildon hospital alive ! Lol 

Going to Basildon is like being a “new exciting” striker for West Ham…..once you go there, that’s the end of you ! Lol