bell 3,590 Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 27 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: X rays show a mass in my stomach, I'm. having it removed tomorrow at Basildon. Chelmer ward, Basildon only hospital that can do the op 4 Greggs steak slices..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,505 Posted January 4 Author Report Share Posted January 4 28 minutes ago, bell said: 4 Greggs steak slices..... Lol, fcuk mop Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,077 Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 Onward and upward mate good luck you’ll be flashing your arse in no time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,505 Posted January 6 Author Report Share Posted January 6 Hey up lads, nurse has just done my bloods , so I asked him , was there any chance of a cup.of tea,I missed out on food yesterday cos of my op, nil by mouth, anyway he obliged, just thought I'd let you no I went down for my op at 4pm yesterday , all went well, got a drain in coming from just under my arm, all being good when they take that out, I can go home, I see Kate garraways husband has passed, catch you all.later,.o will try get some kip, 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,147 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 1 hour ago, iworkwhippets said: Hey up lads, nurse has just done my bloods , so I asked him , was there any chance of a cup.of tea,I missed out on food yesterday cos of my op, nil by mouth, anyway he obliged, just thought I'd let you no I went down for my op at 4pm yesterday , all went well, got a drain in coming from just under my arm, all being good when they take that out, I can go home, I see Kate garraways husband has passed, catch you all.later,.o will try get some kip, Tell you what Keith. I read your post on here , and how positive you keep yourself, and I reckon you're one of the toughest blokes I've ever come across . Absolute respect sir . I wish you all the best for a full and speedy recovery . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 44,959 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Good luck Keith mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodger 2,751 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Good luck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,505 Posted January 8 Author Report Share Posted January 8 hey up lads they kicked me out early this morning, and its good to be home, and i arrived home in a reet stonking snow blizzard, what a time ive had, i only encountered 1 white english nurse, afore i got my discharge letter this morning, i asked a male nurse fer a cup of tea afore i go , his reply, you want to go to sleep, noooooo i says a cup of tea, his reply you want a pee, nooooooooooooooo a cup of tea, i just give up, fcuk came home and put kettle on, im not being ungreatfull they looked after me, and before the op i couldnt breathe properly or swallow, but now greggs here i come 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 44,959 Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Glad to hear your all ok Keith,you take it easy mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,505 Posted January 8 Author Report Share Posted January 8 i was in a mixed ward, they put you were there is a bed, no dignity these day believe u me, there was this owd chap nect bed to me, triple heart bypas or summat, he buzzed fer a nurse to help in on the commode, he couldnt wait any longer, i helped hiim, drew his curtains , DIGNITY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,505 Posted January 8 Author Report Share Posted January 8 your not even allowed to lift a kettle when you go home keith, climb stairs, no housework no no shopping, eh, i live alone , i will never give up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,141 Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 19 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: greggs here i come Priorities mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,505 Posted January 8 Author Report Share Posted January 8 lol im not joking macky lad, ive always had a good appetite, spud more than a pig thats me, all the wrong stuff, buts to late do owt about it now , ive just put away 4 jam doughnuts from sainsburys a gift from elspeth upstairs 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,505 Posted January 8 Author Report Share Posted January 8 before you go home keith asked the nurse, have you passed water or moved ya bowels today, well i replied ive passed water, but i dont normally have a bowel movement till mid day, what colour are your stools, eh i dunno im not i the habit of looking down the pan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,549 Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 To be fair it’s a pure f***ing miracle you made it out of Basildon hospital alive ! Lol Going to Basildon is like being a “new exciting” striker for West Ham…..once you go there, that’s the end of you ! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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