dogmandont 10,059 Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 14 hours ago, WILF said: f**k me, you want to come to ireland……nothing has ever seen a service in its life, it’s held together with bailing string and they want vintage Ferrari money for it ! Absolute tramps when it comes to selling or looking after anything ! Bunch of tractor driving, welly wearing, wanting to own a toyota avensis hoors down your part of the country. Lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,958 Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 15 hours ago, dogmandont said: Bunch of tractor driving, welly wearing, wanting to own a toyota avensis hoors down your part of the country. Lol. This reminds me of Mark the beach warden A K A The Meerkat who tried to sell me his Toyota Avensis No fukkin bait he exclaimed as he sat at the table rooting through the empty packets, cling film and Tupperware boxes No fukkin bait I exclaim, you've just sat there for the last 20 minutes and inhaled enough calories to keep the Tynemouth branch of the Territorial Army in good spirits for the next three days Circa 2017 The end 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 48,526 Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 16 hours ago, dogmandont said: Bunch of tractor driving, welly wearing, wanting to own a toyota avensis hoors down your part of the country. Lol. Standing there looking like a tramp who is modelling the clothes that the charity shop didn’t want and stinking of stale piss and cow shit saying “I only used it to tow my speedboat to the lake” Yeah, course you did !…..f***ing speedboat, you’ve got yesterdays dinner still round your chops you f***ing hobbit ! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted October 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 1 hour ago, WILF said: Standing there looking like a tramp who is modelling the clothes that the charity shop didn’t want and stinking of stale piss and cow shit saying “I only used it to tow my speedboat to the lake” Yeah, course you did !…..f***ing speedboat, you’ve got yesterdays dinner still round your chops you f***ing hobbit ! Funny you mention speedboats, i was at a place earlier today, Great big lake with a speedboat and water-skiing club, Some of these boats looked the business, I happened to ask how much this one boat i liked the look of cost, I kid you not half a million quid, To drive round a big poxy lake Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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