WILF 47,662 Posted October 11, 2023 Report Share Posted October 11, 2023 On the bright side, she must be saving a fortune on hats now ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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paulus 26 Posted October 11, 2023 Report Share Posted October 11, 2023 6 minutes ago, WILF said: Horrible cnut but funny as fcuk though Lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted October 11, 2023 Report Share Posted October 11, 2023 That head shape reminds of something that happened in the past, I went out on the piss one Friday dinnertime with a lad, Now this was a handy bloke and built like king Kong, After consuming god knows how many pints, We ended up in a local pub and started on the red label whisky, We went from ordering individual glasses to buying a bottle, Then a second. Before we had opened the second bottle he slid off the bar stool he was sitting on, So me and the landlord decided it was time to get him a taxi home, We bundled him in this taxi and chucked the second bottle in with him, Apparently he puked all the way back and the taxi driver took an extra £25 off him to cover the cost of cleaning the taxi, He managed to unlock his front door and get into his living room, He then tripped over his spaniel asleep in front of the fire and fell head first into the fire, Knocking himself unconscious at the same time, He lay there with the right side of his head in the embers for over half an hour, It burned his skull away, His ear and caused extensive burning to the right hand side of his face. His head had a depression in it like the one in that football. The cnut blamed me Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,662 Posted October 11, 2023 Report Share Posted October 11, 2023 1 minute ago, paulus said: That head shape reminds of something that happened in the past, I went out on the piss one Friday dinnertime with a lad, Now this was a handy bloke and built like king Kong, After consuming god knows how many pints, We ended up in a local pub and started on the red label whisky, We went from ordering individual glasses to buying a bottle, Then a second. Before we had opened the second bottle he slid off the bar stool he was sitting on, So me and the landlord decided it was time to get him a taxi home, We bundled him in this taxi and chucked the second bottle in with him, Apparently he puked all the way back and the taxi driver took an extra £25 off him to cover the cost of cleaning the taxi, He managed to unlock his front door and get into his living room, He then tripped over his spaniel asleep in front of the fire and fell head first into the fire, Knocking himself unconscious at the same time, He lay there with the right side of his head in the embers for over half an hour, It burned his skull away, His ear and caused extensive burning to the right hand side of his face. His head had a depression in it like the one in that football. The cnut blamed me Lol To be fair, that’s f***ing hilarious ! Lol lol He would forever be referred to as Sandor Clegane if I knew him ! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted October 11, 2023 Report Share Posted October 11, 2023 Just now, WILF said: To be fair, that’s f***ing hilarious ! Lol lol He would forever be referred to as Sandor Clegane if I knew him ! Lol It also caused him to suffer from Epilepsy, I went round one day and found him on the floor in the chicken run having a fit, I have to admit that i am a c**t as all i could think of was he was having a dust bath, Horrible cnut i am Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,662 Posted October 11, 2023 Report Share Posted October 11, 2023 4 minutes ago, paulus said: It also caused him to suffer from Epilepsy, I went round one day and found him on the floor in the chicken run having a fit, I have to admit that i am a c**t as all i could think of was he was having a dust bath, Horrible cnut i am Lol f**k me, man sounds like a monster ! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted October 11, 2023 Report Share Posted October 11, 2023 2 minutes ago, WILF said: f**k me, man sounds like a monster ! Lol The funny thing is, in the next Village lived Selwyn Froggitt who played Claude Greengrass in Heartbeat, Now how he dressed in that series was identical to how this bloke dressed after the accident, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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paulus 26 Posted October 11, 2023 Report Share Posted October 11, 2023 4 minutes ago, WILF said: We appear to have the same sense of Humour Lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,662 Posted October 11, 2023 Report Share Posted October 11, 2023 1 minute ago, paulus said: We appear to have the same sense of Humour Lol. Me and The Stiffmeister have been pals for 20 years and I can absolutely say without hesitation that the whole time has been utter nonsense ! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 6,466 Posted October 11, 2023 Report Share Posted October 11, 2023 Made for each other I reckon...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted October 11, 2023 Report Share Posted October 11, 2023 6 minutes ago, Borr said: Made for each other I reckon...... You've been watching to much Love Island Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 6,466 Posted October 11, 2023 Report Share Posted October 11, 2023 1 minute ago, paulus said: You've been watching to much Love Island Lol TV show? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,740 Posted October 11, 2023 Report Share Posted October 11, 2023 4 hours ago, paulus said: That head shape reminds of something that happened in the past, I went out on the piss one Friday dinnertime with a lad, Now this was a handy bloke and built like king Kong, After consuming god knows how many pints, We ended up in a local pub and started on the red label whisky, We went from ordering individual glasses to buying a bottle, Then a second. Before we had opened the second bottle he slid off the bar stool he was sitting on, So me and the landlord decided it was time to get him a taxi home, We bundled him in this taxi and chucked the second bottle in with him, Apparently he puked all the way back and the taxi driver took an extra £25 off him to cover the cost of cleaning the taxi, He managed to unlock his front door and get into his living room, He then tripped over his spaniel asleep in front of the fire and fell head first into the fire, Knocking himself unconscious at the same time, He lay there with the right side of his head in the embers for over half an hour, It burned his skull away, His ear and caused extensive burning to the right hand side of his face. His head had a depression in it like the one in that football. The cnut blamed me Lol The brass neck of him Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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