That's Brand fckt

[jukel123 7,957]

I don't like the bloke. But these accusations are being taken as undeniable "evidence". There's some evil men out there, but, equally there are some evil women, who know that these days, a well publicised complaint can lead to the end of a man's career. We used to dismiss the idea of trial by media, now it's an everyday occurrence. We also used to say a man's private life, however sordid, has nothing to do with his job.

The  correct way to make a complaint is a police station,not a newspaper or a television programme.

Edited September 17, 2023 by jukel123

[low plains drifter 10,268]

21 hours ago, keepdiggin said:

He’ll commit “suicide” soon 

Possibly choke on an oversized meatball 

Incidentally I recall a tale told during a first aid course of a Doris requiring the Heinrich manoeuvre at an Italian celebration to dislodge similar, I hear this produced a powerful projectile followed by an outpouring of emotion

[timmy k 590]

35 minutes ago, low plains drifter said:

Possibly choke on an oversized meatball 

Incidentally I recall a tale told during a first aid course of a Doris requiring the Heinrich manoeuvre at an Italian celebration to dislodge similar, I hear this produced a powerful projectile followed by an outpouring of emotion

He's a veggie, so meatballs out, maybe a chunk of tofu

[DIDO.1 22,549]

Just been on the wireless..... police say they haven't received any allegations about brand 

[jukel123 7,957]

Just now, DIDO.1 said:

Just been on the wireless..... police say they haven't received any allegations about brand 

Would that be an old valve "wireless?"

[DIDO.1 22,549]

17 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

Would that be an old valve "wireless?"

Yeah

[low plains drifter 10,268]

1 hour ago, timmy k said:

He's a veggie, so meatballs out, maybe a chunk of tofu

Well, when I say meat it were only dehydrated skin off mouse chit, but it were meat to us

[shaaark 10,693]

16 minutes ago, low plains drifter said:

Well, when I say meat it were only dehydrated skin off mouse chit, but it were meat to us

We were so poor, our mice died of starvation. 

[low plains drifter 10,268]

1 minute ago, shaaark said:

We were so poor, our mice died of starvation. 

You were lucky, we never had mice

[shaaark 10,693]

2 minutes ago, low plains drifter said:

You were lucky, we never had mice

Well, when I say mice, they were just figments of my imagination, brought on by malnourishment, but they were real mice to me.  

[EDDIE B 3,159]

28 minutes ago, shaaark said:

Well, when I say mice, they were just figments of my imagination, brought on by malnourishment, but they were real mice to me.  

Every time we had chicken soup for dinner, one of our pet rabbits went missing.

[low plains drifter 10,268]

51 minutes ago, shaaark said:

Well, when I say mice, they were just figments of my imagination, brought on by malnourishment, but they were real mice to me.  

Paradise 

If we even dreamt of malnourishment we would be snapped in half and used to make temporary shoe horns

[comanche 2,919]

9 minutes ago, low plains drifter said:

Paradise 

If we even dreamt of malnourishment we would be snapped in half and used to make temporary shoe horns

You had a  shoe ????! 

 

[low plains drifter 10,268]

Just now, comanche said:

You had a  shoe ????! 

 

Never heard of a shoe, we were so malnourished we only started growing from the eyebrows upwards

[shaaark 10,693]

34 minutes ago, low plains drifter said:

Never heard of a shoe, we were so malnourished we only started growing from the eyebrows upwards

You had eyebrows?!

I'm starting to resent you!!